Verse 1:Eminem
If I'm president I would ban
Machine guns the ones with the bullets and
The ones with the man-buns
Go on a man-hunt for Nick Can-non
Throw him in a canyon
Then make him secretary of
Education so he could get access to some free rap lessons
Now put me in office or you can suck on my caucus and I
Declare independence my name is Jefferson Thomas send all
The mumble rappers out to space on Elon’s rockets
And my vice presidential pick gonna havе to be Logic

Verse 2:Jack Harlow
What’s popping
Prеsident just hopped in
Vote for me cuz you got no options
I could pass that bill like Stockton
No Trump no Biden
I be eating fettuccine every night man
Save the ocean like Poseidon
Government do what I says like Simon
…yeah…I need a haircut…