Guess who just got back today?
The infernal children that'd been away
Haven't changed, hadn't much to say
But man, I still think the plan is crazy!
Kids were asking if you're around
Where he was, where he could be found
I told them he was in the North Pole
Driving all the old elves crazy!

The Santa's back in town! (The Santa's back in town!)
The Santa's back in town! (The Santa's back in town!)

You know that elf that used to dance a lot?
Every night, he'd be on the floor, shakin' what he's got
Man, when I tell ya he was cool, he was red hot
I mean hе was steamin'
And that time over at Santa's placе
Well, this elf got up and he slapped Santa's face
Man, we just fell about the place
If that elf don't wanna know, forget 'em, forget 'em!

The Santa's back in town! (The Santa's back in town!)
The Santa's back in town! (The Santa's back in town!)

Spread the word around, you been good, you motherfucker
'Cause I know Santa's coming down your chimney with a piece of fucking coal!

Christmas night he'll be dressed to kill
Down at Dino's bar and grill
The gifts will flow, and nog will spill
And if Santa wanna fight, you better let 'em
That jukebox in the corner blasting out his favorite songs
The nights are gettin' longer, it won't be long
Won't be long 'til Christmas comes
Now that Santa's here again!

The Santa's back in town! (The Santa's back in town!)
The Santa's back in town! (The Santa's back in town!)
The Santa's back in town! (The Santa's back in town!)