[Verse 1]
There's a riot in the kitchen and the bed's on fire
There's a locket in my pocket that I can't find

[Pre-Chorus]
Oh, I'm at the window whistling in the wind
I'm at my own front door and I can't get in

[Chorus]
I'm dialing up 911
I'm on the brink of trouble again
If you could change the time a little
Then everything else would be fine, fine, fine

[Verse 2]
Tell me do you have a home-made remedy
The only time we talk is in our sleep

[Pre-Chorus]
Oh, he likes mornings, I like the moon
It's a typical case of too little, too soon

[Chorus]
I'm dialing up 911
I'm on the brink of trouble again
If you could change the time a little
Then everything else would be fine, fine, fine

[Bridge]
My back is in the corner
My boat is taking on water
You can't wrap fire up in paper
And you can't rap your way out of here

[Pre-Chorus]
Oh I like mornings, he likes the moon
It's a typical case of too late, too soon

[Chorus]
I'm dialing up 911
I'm on the brink of trouble again
If you could change the time a little
Then everything else would be fine, fine, fine
Oh, I'm dialing up 911
I'm on the brink of trouble again
If you could change the time a little
Then everything else would be fine, fine, fine

[Outro: Cyndi Lauper, Pee-Wee Herman]
I'm dialing up the 911
I'm dialing up the 911
I'm dialing up the 911
I'm dialing up the 911