Dees f.a.r.k'd it again
Couldn't believe my eyes
Hawks had such a massive lead
Dees comeback bigger than this man's recede
Tiges, Hawks, the Dockers, it's happened plenty of times
We never seem to play 4 quarters
Next week instead I'll watch McLeod's Daughters
Can't seem to win games at the G'
Can we relocate to Etihad please?
It's not easy
It's not easy
We need a ruckman now with a bit of height
I know, why don't we get onto Jeff White
He's probs busy
Or still dizzy

Stop ya crying Dees, it's a sign of the times
Ya young list find a way to lose
Lucky to even beat the saints and Blues
Thanks to the friends and family, asking if I am fine
I'm way more into soft lacrosse