That’s Not My Name (Afghan Dan Response) Lyrics
It's Callum Adams
C to the A, up
Big up to The Ting Tings
Big up to the Corner!
[Verse 1]
Four letter word just to get me along
And it's a difficulty
And I'm biting on my tongue
And I, I keep stalling from keeping it together
People around gotta find something to say now
Hold it back everyday the same
Don't wanna be a loner, listen to me, oh no
I never say anything at all
But with nothing to consider
They forget my name-ame-ame-ame
[Chorus]
They call me Egg, they call me Cuboid, they call me Tic Tac
That's just a dead meme
That's not my name!
That's not my name!
That's not my name!
That's not my name!
They call me Tic Tac, I'm not a Tic Tac
Afghan's a Tic Tac, always the same
That's not my name!
That's not my name!
That's not my name!
That's not my name!
Wagwan Tic Tac?
[Verse 2]
Make the catch if you throw me the ball
And I have you standing up against the wall
Keep a foot all in, these haters make it boring
Getting ramped up and sitting on the fence, now
So alone all the time at night
Lock myself away
Listen to me, I'm not
Although I'm dressed up and out and all weird
Everything considered
They forget my name-ame-ame-ame
[Chorus]
They call me Egg, they call me Cuboid, they call me Tic Tac
That's just a dead meme
That's not my name!
That's not my name!
That's not my name!
That's not my name!
They call me Tic Tac, I'm not a Tic Tac
Afghan's a Tic Tac, always the same
That's not my name!
That's not my name!
That's not my name!
That's not my name!
That's not my name!
Tic Tac, 6 foot 5, bloody beast like me, calling me Tic Tac?
That whiny, aggressive looking prawn, Afghan Dan
Whittering on about me in his videos
Get stuffed! And your BG Media scumbag friends
That's right, Afghan, I saw you in your latest videos
Singing along to a piano about being in London
Well, if you want grief son, you've got it, bigger than your teeth
That's right, grimey-grimey rhymes
[Outro]
Callum Adams. Musical Genius
About
Afghan Dan made his first diss track (with a music video) on Callum with him going to a shop and throwing tic tacs in front of the camera. This is to resemble Callum’s head shaped like a tic tac. Not long after the video was released Callum made a response and said that he will make a diss track as well.
Many people consider this to be one of the most brutal diss tracks in hip-hop history.
Songs such as Ether (Nas dissing Jay-Z) and No Vaseline (Ice Cube dissing NWA) are now seen as weak and old-fashioned due to Callum’s unique set of bars being displayed here.
Afghan Dan later on decided to retire from making music after this brutal response from tic tac head himself.
Q&A
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