The Phineas Song (Christmas Don’t Be Late)
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The Phineas Song (Christmas Don’t Be Late) Lyrics
[CANDACE, spoken]
PHINEAS!!! You are so busted. I can't believe this. Are there three of you?
[PHINEAS 1, spoken]
Yes!
[PHINEAS 2, spoken]
Yes, there are!
[PHINEAS 3, spoken]
Indeed!
[PHINEAS 1, spoken]
Well, while we're here, can't we sing a song?
[CANDACE, spoken]
Okay, fine. But make it quick. Okay, Phineas?
[PHINEAS 1, spoken]
Okay!
[CANDACE, spoken]
Okay, Phineas?
[PHINEAS 2, spoken]
Okay
PHINEAS!!! You are so busted. I can't believe this. Are there three of you?
[PHINEAS 1, spoken]
Yes!
[PHINEAS 2, spoken]
Yes, there are!
[PHINEAS 3, spoken]
Indeed!
[PHINEAS 1, spoken]
Well, while we're here, can't we sing a song?
[CANDACE, spoken]
Okay, fine. But make it quick. Okay, Phineas?
[PHINEAS 1, spoken]
Okay!
[CANDACE, spoken]
Okay, Phineas?
[PHINEAS 2, spoken]
Okay
[CANDACE, spoken]
Okay, Phineas? …Phineas? …PHINEAS!!!
[PHINEAS 3, spoken]
Okay!!!
[PHINEAS 1, 2 & 3]
Christmas, Christmas time is here
Time for toys and time for cheer
We've been good, but we can't last
Hurry Christmas, hurry fast
Want a plane that loops the loop
[PHINEAS 1]
Me, I want a hula hoop
[PHINEAS 1, 2 & 3]
We can hardly stand the wait
Please Christmas, don't be late
[BUFORD, spoken]
Hey dinner bell, what is this? Some sort of clubhouse?
[PHINEAS 1, spoken]
Oh, no, Buford. This is not how you would say a "clubhouse"
Okay, Phineas? …Phineas? …PHINEAS!!!
[PHINEAS 3, spoken]
Okay!!!
[PHINEAS 1, 2 & 3]
Christmas, Christmas time is here
Time for toys and time for cheer
We've been good, but we can't last
Hurry Christmas, hurry fast
Want a plane that loops the loop
[PHINEAS 1]
Me, I want a hula hoop
[PHINEAS 1, 2 & 3]
We can hardly stand the wait
Please Christmas, don't be late
[BUFORD, spoken]
Hey dinner bell, what is this? Some sort of clubhouse?
[PHINEAS 1, spoken]
Oh, no, Buford. This is not how you would say a "clubhouse"
[PHINEAS 2, spoken]
This is the ultimate rest and relaxation lounge, perfectly tailored to the jolly, rubenesque world traveler
[PHINEAS 3, spoken]
It's a rest stop for Santa
[PHINEAS 1, spoken]
Highlights include: sauna, massage table, satellite television
[PHINEAS 2, spoken]
Elliptical machine to work off all the milk and cookies
[PHINEAS 3, spoken]
Milk and cookies, reindeer feeding station, and of course
[PHINEAS 1, spoken]
Beard purifier
[CANDACE, spoken]
Okay, I need the three of you to stay right here until Mom gets home. Okay, Phineas 1?
[PHINEAS 1, spoken]
Okay!
[CANDACE, spoken]
Okay, Phineas 2?
This is the ultimate rest and relaxation lounge, perfectly tailored to the jolly, rubenesque world traveler
[PHINEAS 3, spoken]
It's a rest stop for Santa
[PHINEAS 1, spoken]
Highlights include: sauna, massage table, satellite television
[PHINEAS 2, spoken]
Elliptical machine to work off all the milk and cookies
[PHINEAS 3, spoken]
Milk and cookies, reindeer feeding station, and of course
[PHINEAS 1, spoken]
Beard purifier
[CANDACE, spoken]
Okay, I need the three of you to stay right here until Mom gets home. Okay, Phineas 1?
[PHINEAS 1, spoken]
Okay!
[CANDACE, spoken]
Okay, Phineas 2?
[PHINEAS 2, spoken]
Okay
[CANDACE, spoken]
Okay, Phineas 3?
…
PHINEAS!!!
[PHINEAS 3]
ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR!
[PHINEAS 1, 2 & 3]
Christmas, Christmas time is here
Time for toys and time for cheer
We've been good, but we can't last
Hurry Christmas, hurry fast
Want a plane that loops the loop
[PHINEAS 1]
I still want a Hula-Hoop
[PHINEAS 1, 2 & 3]
We can hardly stand the wait
Please Christmas don't be late
We can hardly stand the wait
Please Christmas don't be late
Don't be late
Don't be late
Don't be late
[PHINEAS 1]
Don't be late
Christmas don't be late!
[FERB, spoken]
Well, I’m not sure how a whole holiday can be late
Okay
[CANDACE, spoken]
Okay, Phineas 3?
…
PHINEAS!!!
[PHINEAS 3]
ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR!
[PHINEAS 1, 2 & 3]
Christmas, Christmas time is here
Time for toys and time for cheer
We've been good, but we can't last
Hurry Christmas, hurry fast
Want a plane that loops the loop
[PHINEAS 1]
I still want a Hula-Hoop
[PHINEAS 1, 2 & 3]
We can hardly stand the wait
Please Christmas don't be late
We can hardly stand the wait
Please Christmas don't be late
Don't be late
Don't be late
Don't be late
[PHINEAS 1]
Don't be late
Christmas don't be late!
[FERB, spoken]
Well, I’m not sure how a whole holiday can be late
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December 25, 2021
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