[Hook]
A loyal friend, that's the shit I do like (Bang Bang)
A wholesome girl, that's the shit I do like (Bang Bang)
New shoes, that's the shit I do like (swish)
Large pizza, that's the shit I do like (pizza pizza!)
Do like
Do like (BRRRAATTT!)
No AIDS, that's the shit I do like (uh-uh!)
Do like
Do like
Mika Tan, that's the shit I do like

[Verse]
Big nipples, that's the shit I do like (Bang Bang)
Got an Asian, and her pussy is tight (Bang Bang)
Yeah I like bananas, I'mma take a bite (BRRRAATTT!)
And my favorite movie is Like Mike (KOBE!)
Pull up on yo' bitch on my new bike
6 feet, yeah that's my height (WHOOO!)
When I go to sleep, I got a night-light (I'm scared!)
I only like women, I don't like guys (I AIN'T GAY!)
Got a friend named Drew and my friend Dwight (No I don't!)
2 plus 2 is 4 plus 5 that's 9 (MATH-E-MATIC)
Justin Bieber, that's the shit I do like (BABY!)
Finding Nemo seagull, MINE MINE

[Hook]
A loyal friend, that's the shit I do like (Bang Bang)
A wholesome girl, that's the shit I do like (Bang Bang)
New shoes, that's the shit I do like (swish)
Large pizza, that's the shit I do like
Do like
Do like (BRRRAATTT!)
No AIDS, that's the shit I do like
Do like
Do like
Mika Tan, that's the shit I do like