[Intro]
Uh, hey, um
I'm just doing this to sound like Bo Burnham in the beginning
But, uh, I-I'm CHILLAXX in the chat
So, hi

[Verse 1]
Stunning lo-fi introduction, starting off the day
All the chatters trickling in, hasL peepoHey
"Sunny Los Angeles, California," says Hasan
The stunlock to the stunlock to the topic that's just begun

[Chorus]
There he is again
Hasan is streaming
Hasan is streaming
There he is again
Hasan is streaming
Hasan is streaming

[Verse 2]
Reviewing the PO Box, Uncle Uygur’s face
Sudden Discord agitprop, greyname's take on race
Tiny Bernie Sanders, LGBTQ Air Force
The whole left at your fingеrtips, Anne out your door
The H3-Crowder dеbate, The Young Turks online show
Three full fucking years of this and plenty more to go
90 Day Fiancé, talks of Champagne bourgeoisie
A Trump rally live reaction, a mass riot in DC

[Chorus]
There he is again
Hasan is streaming
Hasan is streaming
There he is again
Hasan is streaming
Hasan is streaming

[Verse 3]
Reading Livestream Fail comments, AustinShow Chadvice
And all the ways the right-wing pipeline can suck you in online
JCS Reactlord, frame gets broken, cover blown
A full-blown mass pandemic, months of streaming in your home
Total radicalization, coming out to find
The system you were taught to trust in was broken the whole time
All these daily streams, whether big or whether small
Have helped me and so many find some meaning through it all

[Chorus]
There he is again
Hasan is streaming
Hasan is streaming
There he is again
Hasan is streaming
Hasan is streaming

[Outro]
Hey, what can you say?
The three minute ad is through
But he’ll play NoPixel soon
You wait
Say hey, what can you say?
The three minute ad is through
But he’ll 90 Day soon
Just you wait
Ba-da-da, ba-da-da, ba-da-da-da-da-da-da
Hey, what can you say?
The three minute ad is through
But he’ll debate viewers soon
You wait
Sha-da-da, sha-da-da, sha-da-da-da-da-da-da
Hey, what can you say?
The three minute ad is through
But he’ll beat Nameless King soon
You wait
Sha-da—oh shit, he already did, oh wow
Hey, what can you say?
The three minute ad is through
But he’ll stop with ad breaks soon
You wait