[Intro]
Ring, ring, ring, ring...
Ring, ring, ring, ring...
Answer that call
Ring, ring, ring, ring...

[Break 1]
Ring, ring, goes the telephone
There's no one home
Ring, ring, goes the telephone
There's no one home (Answer that call)
There's no one home (Answer that call)
There's no one home (Answer that call)
There's no one home (Answer that call)
There's no one home

Ring, ring, goes the telephone
There's no one home
Ring, ring, goes the telephone
There's no one home (Answer that call)
There's no one home (Answer that call)
There's no one home (Answer that call)
There's no one home (Answer that call)
Operator, we have a problem

[Break 2]
Ring, ring, goes the telephone
There's no one home
Ring, ring, goes the telephone
There's no one home (Answer that call)
There's no one home (Answer that call)
There's no one home (Answer that call)
There's no one home (Answer that call)
There's no one home

Ring, ring, goes the telephone
There's no one home
Ring, ring, goes the telephone
There's no one home (Answer that call)
There's no one home (Answer that call)
There's no one home
Operator, we have a problem

[Break 3]
Operator, we have a problem
Operator, we have a problem
Operator, we have a problem
Everyone's standing, no one's dancing
Operator, we have a problem
Operator, we have a problem
Operator, we have a problem
Everyone's standing, no one's dancing

Ring, ring, ring, ring...
Operator, we have a problem

[Break 4]
Ring, ring, goes the telephone
There's no one home
Ring, ring, goes the telephone
There's no one home (Answer that call)
There's no one home (Answer that call)
There's no one home (Answer that call)
There's no one home (Answer that call)
There's no one home

Ring, ring, goes the telephone
There's no one home
Ring, ring, goes the telephone
There's no one home (Answer that call)
There's no one home (Answer that call)
There's no one home
Operator, we have a problem

[Outro]
Answer that call
Answer that call
Answer that call
Answer that call
Ring, ring, ring, ring...