So Need a Cute Girl

Track 1 on Christian & the Hedgehog Boys

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The first track from famous Internet “lolcow” Christian Weston Chandler’s debut album Christian and the Hedgehog Boys. Like all the other songs on the album (and most… Read More

Aug. 1, 20031 viewer43.4K views

So Need a Cute Girl Lyrics

[Intro]
Hey! Look at me!
I'm sitting here sad and lonely!

[Verse 1]
Without a fire
But a desire
To not hear you say
"I have a boyfriend!"

[Verse 2]
And I see da ladies walking
Along one by one
And I never wanna hear
"I have a boyfriend!"

[Chorus]
Tell me why
I'm stuck as a virgin with rage!
Tell me why
I so need a cute girl my age!
Tell me why
I never wanna hear you say
"I have a boyfriend!"

[Verse 3]
And I have no fire
But a desire
To not hear you say
"I have a boyfriend!"

[Chorus]
Tell me why
I'm stuck as a virgin with rage!
Tell me why
I so need a cute girl my age!
Tell me why
I never wanna hear you say
"I have a boyfriend!"

[Bridge]
Why do all of the jerks
Get all of the pretty girls? (Yeah!)
You may not notice
But I want you to know
That I am a lonesome heart!

[Verse 4]
And I have no fire
But a desire
To not, to not, to not
Heeeaaar…

[Chorus]
Stuck as a virgin with rage!
So need a cute girl my age!
I never wanna hear you say
"I have a boyfriend!"
Tell me why
I'm stuck as a virgin with rage!
Tell me why
I so need a cute girl my age!
Tell me why
I never wanna hear you say
"I have a boyfriend!"
Tell me why
I'm stuck as a virgin with rage!
I so need a cute girl my age!
I never wanna hear you say
"I have a boyfriend!"

[Outro]
Never say it, now!

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The first track from famous Internet “lolcow” Christian Weston Chandler’s debut album Christian and the Hedgehog Boys. Like all the other songs on the album (and most others in his music career), it just consists of Chris singing over the recorded vocal original, not even bothering to look up the instrumental/karaoke version.

In this case, he sings over the Backstreet Boys‘ “I Want It That Way”, only making the new lyrics about his search for a “boyfriend-free girl.”