[Chorus]
Well if I don't love you baby
Grits ain't groceries
Eggs ain't poultry
And Mona Lisa was a man

[Verse 1]
All around the world I'd rather be a fly
And lie on my babe and stay with her till I die
With a toothpick in my hand I'd dig a ten foot ditch
And run right through the jungle fighting lions with a switch

[Chorus]
Cause you know I love you baby
Yes, you know I love you baby
If I don't love you baby
Grits ain't groceries
Eggs ain't poultry
And Mona Lisa was a man

[Verse 2]
All around the world I got blisters on my feet
Tryna' find my baby and bring her home with me
You better run into me baby and be convinced
If you don't run into me woman you ain't got no sense

[Chorus]
Cause you know I love you baby
Yes, you know I love you baby
If I don't love you baby
Grits ain't groceries
Eggs ain't poultry
And Mona Lisa was a man

[Verse 3]
All around the world I never will forget
I lost all my money and my woman and my pet
Got to have you baby, settle for nothing less
I'd give up all my good time girls and settle for happiness

[Chorus]
Cause you know I love you baby
Yes, you know I love you baby
And if I don't love you baby
Grits ain't groceries
Eggs ain't poultry
And Mona Lisa was a man
Yes she was

[Verse 3]
All around the world I never will forget
I lost all my money and my woman and my pet
Got to have you baby, settle for nothing less
I'd give up all my good time girls and settle for happiness

[Chorus]
Cause you know I love you baby
Yes, you know I love you baby
And if I don't love you baby
Grits ain't groceries
Eggs ain't poultry
And Mona Lisa was a man
Yes she was

[Outro]
Mona lisa was a man
Mona lisa was a man
Grits ain't groceries
Eggs ain't poultry
Mona Lisa was a man
I travel all over through the jungle
Fighting lions, oh with a switch
Killing baboons with a prick
And everything that keep my baby from me
I love my baby, yes, yes
Love my baby, oh yeah