[Chorus: Cody Strong]
My name was never Schmeichel
My name is Cody Strong though
Can't really trust nobody
With all these fans upon you
Eat veggies, that's a no-no
Skittles by the boatload
Don't act like you my friend
Tryna get out of the friendzone

[Post-Chorus: Cody Strong]
My name was never Schmeichel, yay
No, my name was never Schmeichel

[Verse 1: Cody Strong]
I'm stuck in the friendzone
Please date me, I have no friends
Ayy, had so many Twinkies, thinkin' I'ma be sick
Yeah, for some reason when I close my eyes I can't see
And I made my first million so I was like, "This shit is lit"
And I enjoy long romantic walks to the fridge
That's how I fell in love with potato salad
Let me eat you like pepperoni pizza
Uno dos tres, I learnt that from Dora

And I'm like Goal!
Makin' mind blowin' songs
And this is how we sound
Can I grab your number now?

If looks could kill, you'd be a murderer
Amazed how beautiful you are
I wanna fall in love with you
She said, "Be you," I said, "Who?"

[Chorus: Cody Strong]
Yeah, my name was never Schmeichel
My name is Cody Strong though
Can't really trust nobody
With all these fans upon you
Eat veggies, that's a no-no
Skittles by the boatload
Don't act like you my friend
Tryna get out of the

[Verse 2: The Undertaker]
My mama goin' psycho
I feel like it's a crime scene
My date was like a no show
Don't even try friendzone me
Room took up some van Gogh
Got diamonds in my truckload
Don't act like my dog
When I'm rollin' down the block
Wanna dance with all my clothes on
I'd like to sleep with lights on
Where'd my freakin' pants go?
I wanna lick your elbow
Is that you?
What's up, city slicka'?
Ha
Save money with, got insurance with Geico
Your head like potato
Now, do you want to fight though?
I'm as bad as Steve Urkel
Full send with the boys
All I want is you
With all this make-up on you
I just wanna make you happy
What said this kid?
I think I'm goin' loco
I can't trust anyone
My house is like a mansion
I would like to take you out tonight
Don't act like you, my baby, when I'm singing