[Verse 1: Cody Strong]
Grandpa told me to be bold
Call you out on all your shit
I've been smashing butts of gold
Your booty is a gift
Spiderman’s a hoe
And Bateman loves his tits
And clearly, I can't touch you babe
Because I like your sis

[Pre-Chorus 1: Cody Strong]
She said, "Why you with my sis?
I would like to make some kids
I'm looking for somebody with some supersexual skills
Somebody I can touch, somebody I can kiss
Just someone I can fap to, who doesn’t give a shit"

[Chorus 1: Cody Strong]
Oh, I just want your sis
Send nudes
Send nudes
Send nudes
I just want to hold your tits
Hooty, hoo, hooty, hoo
Hooty, hoo, hooty, hoo
Hooty, hoo, hooty, hoo

All our songs sound like this
All our songs sound just like this
All our songs sound just like this

[Verse 2: The Undergrad]
The lessons and the gif's, the testicles they hold
The harpoons and the sticks ate sandwich with some mould
I'v been cheating just as told
I'm not gay but my boyfriend is
But I'm not that type of person to get lit

[Pre-Chorus 2: Cody Strong]
She said, "Where you want your blow?
How much you wanna kiss?
Just looking for somebody with some superhuman tits
I've been shitting from the hole
Some fairytale shit
Just someone I can turn to
Somebody I can fist"

[Chorus 2: Cody Strong]
Oh, I just wanna fart like Chris
Hooty, hoo, hooty, hoo
Scooby doo, Scooby doo
Scooby doo, Scooby doo
Do you want all of my kids?
Scooby doo, Scooby doo
Scooby doo, Scooby doo
Scooby doo, Scooby doo

All our songs sound like this
All our songs sound just like this
All our songs sound just like this