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The Nappies

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The Nappies Lyrics

Sometimes you're happy sometimes you frown
With your hormones bouncing up and down
Sometimes you're happy sometimes you're sad
It's a weird nine months with you I've had
There is shit going down that you can't disguise
When you boobs gone up ten times in size
Your cups gone up from an A to D
Its bad for you but its fun for me

Now just because a little rumpy pump
Now you're walking round with a great big bump
You might think a bit of French and you should have said non
Or at least you would have made me put a condom on
I think you might find that its really fun
I know its no use unless you make it bun
Its something to learn yeah it really is
Now you know what that sticky stuff is

[Chorus]
I'll be there with you baby through the thin and the thick
I'm gonna clean up all the poo and the sick
I'll be there to make you happy and keep everything clean
I'll change the nappies through the washing machine

'Cause I ain't no baddy, I ain't no baddy
I ain't no baddy, I am your baby's daddy
Oh! Who!
Sometimes you think "what a fool I am"
And "Why did i marry this awful man?"
Now a baby's part of my family plan
Can it kick me? Well, yes it can
My name's Ken and I've got three
Do you like being a daddy?
Yeah, definitely!
Well I have to warn you although it's fun
There are times when you wish you had been a nun

[Chorus]
I'll be there with you baby through the thin and the thick
I'm gonna clean up all the poo and the sick
I'll be there to make you happy and I'll bring in the bread
I'll be the nanny you can go out instead

I know that you'll be grumpy, that's what everyone says
And you're not going to hump me for 43 days
If you don't want more babies and you cannot disguise it
Then I'll take my cock and vasectimize it

'Cause I ain't no baddy, I ain't no baddy
Sometimes I make you saddy
I ain't no baddy
I ain't no baddy I ain't no baddy I am your baby's daddy
Mother!
Mother!
I ain't no baddy I ain't no baddy
I ain't no baddy I am your baby's daddy
Ho!
Break it down now
She told me to crawl this way, bawl this way
She told me to crawl this way, bawl this way
She told me to crawl this way, bawl this way
She told me to crawl this way, bawl this way

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January 1, 2008
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