[Intro]
Hahahaha
Rhino Tank God
Ay, ay

[Verse 1]
There's a few things that I wanna say
To the game company named Rockstar
I've been playing GTA since '98
So I've been down with you lot right from the start
When running over Hare Krishnas
Was rewarded with the sound "Gouranga"
I learnt swearing thanks to you, if I hadn't
I'd still be saying "gosh darn"
Played the story mode of GTA V
Every day, all summer, got far
Then it glitched, I lost my progress, I was pissed
Had a face like a slapped arse
Plus quit GTA Online 'cause hackers got free stuff
For which I got charged
Wasted every penny of my money on a Megalodon Shark Card

[Verse 2]
There's some more stuff that I wanna say
To the game company named Rockstar
How come you don't bother using the face engine
You used in L.A. Noire?
It was such a cool way to incorporate the faces of real actors
Their expressions were as entertaining
As when Jack Thompson got disbarred
He was so annoying, blaming all the violence on games
Saying GTA was the way murderers had been trained
Saying "I want it banned"
Kind of like how you never made a PC Red Dead Redemption
And even despite the undeniable demand
You're disappointing the fans

[Verse 3]
One final thing that I want to say
To the game company named Rockstar
Why you never made another Grand Theft Auto
That is set in London? Now you're based in New York
You forgot your humble roots in Edinburgh or Dundee
I couldn't tell from my research but definitely in Scotland
Is it bad that I just wanna hear a pedestrian shouting "tosser"?
Swearing like a British person is at risk of becoming a lost art
Wouldn't it be fun to hear the word "wanker"
More often in the pop charts?
That's currently the end of the list
Of things I want to say to Rockstar

[Outro]
I'm singing the same melody as before
But transposed by an octave