[Verse 1]
Life isn't quite what I thought I'd be
When I was a kid on VoIP
I thought when I got older
I'd grow up, and be a doctor
Now I'm twenty-three and I stream for incels
Broke up with you, 'cause you had anger issues
If I could change a single thing
I'd take away your PC

[Chorus]
Well, he's in my bed, but you're in my Twitch chat
You stole the key from under my doormat
And even though he's got social skills
That doesn't mean you don't pay my bills
I guess I'll make the most of this
Then block you as fast as I can, oh-oh
My ex-boyfriend's an incel
(Woo!)

[Verse 2]
So you've met Jared (Of course, you've mеt Jared)
The guy in the back of all my strеams
We hit it off instantly
And he never asked to see my feet
Have you seen his jawline, shoulders and muscles?
Not to mention his fashion sense
He's kind and funny too
He's absolutely nothing like you

[Bridge]
This isn't the dream (Isn't the dream, isn't the dream)
Oh, this isn't the dream
I wanted when I was seventeen
This isn't the dream (Isn't the dream, isn't the dream)
Oh, this isn't the dream
I wanted when I was seventeen

[Verse 3]
I'm not sure if you can be saved
You're psychotic, obsessive, and sex depraved
I don't think that I deserve
All the harassing tweets I've earned
I hope you don't cause another scene
Like the one you did when you were twenty-three
I hope Mickey Mouse is okay

[Chorus]
Well, he's in my bed, but you're in my twitch chat
You stole the key from under my doormat
And even though he's got social skills
Doesn't mean you don't pay my bills
I guess I'll make the most of this
Then block you as fast as I can, oh-oh
My ex-boyfriend's an incel

[Outro]
I'm hiding from you everyday
So how on earth could I be saved?
You message him a lot as well
Maybe if you weren't creepy as hell
'Cause you scare me
You're insane
Your avatar is a picture of my face
I want you to leave me be
Or I'll contact my legal team (Jason Derulo)
I really don't care
Please stop asking for my hair