[Intro: Paul Hogan]
"That's not a knife
That's a knife"

[Chorus: Colin Hay]
Do you come from a land down under
Where women glow and men plunder?
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover (Oi, oi, oi, oi!)

[Verse 1: Mickey Avalon]
We came here to party y'all
And throw our shrimp dicks in some Barbie dolls
Then we'll probably brawl
But afterwards share a drink and an eight-ball
I wanna box with a kangaroo
Call the [?] boys and hang with the crew
From Melbourne to Sydney
Dancin' naked with aborigines
On the hunt for the map of Tassie
Bondi Beach, all the hot girls tanning
I ain't braggin'
But I'll punch a shark quicker than Mick Fanning

[Chorus: Colin Hay]
Do you come from a land down under (Oi, oi, oi, oi!)
Where women glow and men plunder? (Oi, oi, oi, oi!)
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder? (Oi, oi, oi, oi!)
You better run, you better take cover (Oi, oi, oi, oi!)

[Verse 2: Dirt Nasty]
We have fun in the land down under
Where fit chicks say chuck it and we dump her
The birds are too easy
No worries mate, sippin' on VBs
They call girls Shelias
And it's definitely better than New Zealand
I got a bad feeling
I'ma pay too much for blow this evening
I do a shoey last night with the mad [?]
Sipping on flat white
From Bondi to Perth
Australia, the best place on Earth to get laid

[Outro]
Aussie, Aussie, Aussie! Oi, oi, oi!
Aussie, Aussie, Aussie! Oi, oi, oi!
Aussie! Oi! Aussie! Oi!
Aussie, Aussie, Aussie! Oi, oi, oi!