Got ourselves a real logjam
We got ourselves a real logjam
Yeah-hah!

Welcome to Canada
It’s a thing of beauty
A bunch of rich dicks
Lookin’ for booty

Watch the fools
Who just can’t wait
To split the country
Make it second-rate

We got ourselves a real logjam
Free-traders pulling their scam
We got ourselves a real logjam
Sell the country off to Uncle Sam

The native people
Got no say
And millions of rednecks
Like it that way

The hacks in office
Their nose in the trough
It’s time to boot ‘em
Into the Rideau Canal

We got ourselves a real logjam
Free-traders out to pull their scam
We got ourselves a real logjam
Sell the country off to Uncle Sam

It’s all fucked up!
No!

We got ourselves a real logjam
Free-traders pulling their scam
We got ourselves a real logjam
Sell the country off to Uncle Sam
We got ourselves a real logjam
We got ourselves a real logjam
We got ourselves a real logjam
We got ourselves a real logjam

Bro!