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Shaggy vs. Crazy Dave

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Oct. 31, 20211 viewer

Shaggy vs. Crazy Dave Lyrics

[Verse 2: Shaggy (Scooby-Doo)]
Zoinks! You’re the largest g-g-ghoul I’ve ever seen!
Man, I love to chow, but dude, even the zombies eat their greens
You should time travel to when your games actually had some meat
Like, your appetite’s so greedy, you’ve got EA to a T! (Rhehe!)
You would think I’m packing Plant Food, my pockets glisten and gleam
I’m stacking the green, constantly chopping your Wisdom Trees!
Franchise in the lead since you were still in your daddy’s seed
Like, it looks like our next crossover’s Direct-to-PvZ!
Take your half-assed cash grab trash plant patches and scrap ‘em
Even if your execs get Scrappy and beg to “Lemme add ‘em!”
Like, you’ll never get away with those premium package schemes
In this battle, won’t need to go Ultra Instinct, man, are you challenging me?

[Verse 3: Crazy Dave]
I think you’ve made your point, you’ve got enough cash
Now how ‘bout you split up and look for who the fuck asked?!
If we’re talking business, I know Rogers misses signals, but Jinkies!
Quit asking Dinkley to visit your Twiddydinkies!
Listen, Stinky, all your catchphrases and tropes are old and tired
While our games are so groundbreaking, we even got through to China!
All your reductive redundant whodunnit stuff is for babies
But I watched more than one episode, why?
‘Cuz I’m CRAZY!


[Verse 4: Shaggy (Scooby-Doo)]
Quit talkin’ smack, I’m lookin’ like a Scooby Snack fit in these jeans
While no lady’s ever loved you ‘cuz you’re as big as the Mystery Machine!
Like, good thing you’ve got those mowers, man, you’ll need them if ever you shave
Dude, you couldn’t get in Penny, but still managed to drive her away!
Withstanding your Cob Cannons, the scariest lawn terror
Got damage like Gargantuars Hannah-Bar-Bearer!
Your franchise is decomposing with every microtransaction
And I’m dancing on your grave, like you did Michael Jackson. (Rhehe!)

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After 6 months of production, please enjoy the first fully 2D animated episode of Animation Vs. Anything between Shaggy from Scooby-Doo and Crazy Dave from Plants vs Zombies!

Michael Malconian as Shaggy
littleflecks as Scooby-Doo
Freshy Kanal as Crazy Dave

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October 31, 2021
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