The Kiss (Skit) Lyrics

[Skit: Eminem, Gary]
["Everybody's Looking At Me" plays in the background]
"I'm gonna kill this bitch. I'm gonna kill her. I'm going to fucking jail 'cause I'm gonna kill this bitch!"
"Yo, man…"
"What?"
"I don't know, I got a really, really bad feeling about this…"
"Man, would you shut the fuck up, Gary!? You always got a bad feeling, man! That's her car right there, just park."
"Alright, just let me park… I'm parking!"
"Fucking turn the car off, dawg."
"Aight…"
"Aight, we wait."
"We wait for what?"
"We wait until she comes out, and then I'm gonna fucking kill her."

"Man… you ain't gonna kill no one—what the fuck did you bring that for!?"
"Man, shut the fuck up, dawg. Just shut up. Fucking clip is empty, it's not—" [Eminem reveals the empty gun magazine]
"Man, don't point that shit at me!"
"It's not even loaded, bitch, look." [Eminem pulls trigger, unloaded gun clicks]
"Dude! God, I fucking hate when you do that shit."
"Yeah, but it's funny as fuck."
"Gonna fuck around and kill me one of these days, I swear…"
"Gets you every time."


["Soldier" theme begins to play]

"Is that her?"
"Where?"
"Right there, motherfucker."
"Oh, yeah…"
"Aight, get down, get down."
"Fuck, here we go again…"
"Get down!"
"…The fuck? You want me to get under the car?"
"Yo, who's she walking with?"
"The fuck am I supposed to know? You told me to duck down!"
"It's the fucking bouncer... Did she just kiss him?"
"I don't think so."
"Dawg, sh—she just fucking kissed him!"
"No, she didn't."
"Sh—she's kissing him, dawg."
"No, she's not!"
"She fucking kissed—" [Eminem exits car]
"Aw, shit…"
"Come on." [Eminem runs off, yelling "Motherfucker!"]
"Marsh!"

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About

Genius Annotation

This skit is the reenactment of what happened on June 4, 2000 around 2.00 am in the morning in Warren, Michigan. Eminem was at his friend Gary Kozlowski’s house, when he heard that his then-wife Kimberly Anne Scott was in the company of another man.

Eminem and Kozlowski, in Kozlowski’s car, then drove to the Hot Rocks Café and allegedly found Kim in the parking lot kissing the bouncer of said club, John Guerra, at which point Eminem would have jumped out of the car and pistol-whipped Guerra with an unloaded 9mm gun. In the following song on the album, “Soldier”, he seems to confirm this:

Pistol-whippin' motherfuckin' bouncer 6'2"
Who needs bullets? As soon as I pull it, you sweat bullets

only to correct himself later on the album, on “Sing for the Moment”:

You’re full of shit too, Guerrera, that was a fist that hit you!

admitting that he did assault Guerra though not using a pistol. He also denied the pistol-whipping later in court.

The skit is the beginning of a story that continues on the next track of the album, “Soldier” and ends on “Say Goodbye Hollywood”. The background song heard at the beginning of the skit is Eminem’s unofficially released track “Everybody’s Looking at Me”.

Q&A

Find answers to frequently asked questions about the song and explore its deeper meaning

What is the song playing in the background?
Genius Answer

It’s Eminem’s unreleased track “Everybody’s Looking at Me”. At about thirty three seconds in (0:33), the opening theme for “Soldier” begins to play.

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