[Chorus]
"Scare PewDiePie"
"Scare PewDiePie" canned!
But I still got paid, anyway
(But I still got paid, anyway)
"Scare PewDiePie"
"Scare PewDiePie" canned!
But I still got paid, anyway
(But I still got paid, anyway)

[Verse 1]
God damn, I'm so disappointed
Am I guilty?
Of the same crimes?
I don’t spend money on anything, I've got my computer
Maya is like our budget dog
Because she only has one eye
This is gonna be the most boring life of, boring life of
The rich life

[Chorus]
"Scare PewDiеPie"
"Scare PewDiеPie" canned!
But I still got paid, anyway
(But I still got paid, anyway)
"Scare PewDiePie"
"Scare PewDiePie" canned!
But I still got paid, anyway
(But I still got paid, anyway)

[Verse 2]
Michael McCrudden
Michael made a video called "PEWDIEPIE - The RICH Life"
Michael McCrudden, you
Oooh! What do you mean?!
But he's a fucking asshole
He’s the worst thing that's ever happened to me
He got every parents' Christmas money
Money nation!

[Bridge]
Gimme your address, gimme your address
I will send you
Gimme your address, gimme your address
Will he get PewDiePie's toad?
Gimme your address, gimme your address
I will send you
Gimme your address, gimme your address
I will send you my depression

[Chorus]
"Scare PewDiePie"
"Scare PewDiePie" canned!
But I still got paid, anyway
(But I still got paid, anyway)
"Scare PewDiePie"
"Scare PewDiePie" canned!
But I still got paid, anyway
(But I still got paid, anyway)
"Scare PewDiePie"
"Scare PewDiePie" canned!
But I still got paid, anyway
(But I still got paid, anyway)
"Scare PewDiePie"
"Scare PewDiePie" canned!
But I still got paid, anyway
(But I still got paid, anyway)