[Intro]
Oh, snap! (Oh, snap!)
Oh, snap! (Oh, snap!)
Oh, snap! (Oh, snap!)
(They ain't ready for this) Oh, snap! (Oh!)
It's me, Fergie, The Pen, Polow
(Fergie, Ferg, what's up, baby? Come on)

[Refrain]
When I come to the club, step aside (Oh, snap!)
Part the seas, don't be havin' me in the line (Oh, snap!)
VIP, 'cause you know I gotta shine (Oh, snap!)
I'm Fergie Ferg, and me love you long time (Oh, snap!)
All my girls get down on the floor (Oh, snap!)
Back to back, drop it down real low (Oh, snap!)
I'm such a lady, but I'm dancin' like a— (Oh, snap!)
'Cause you know I don't give a—, so here we go (Oh, snap!)

[Chorus]
How come every time you come around
My London, London Bridge wanna go down?
Like London, London, London wanna go down
Like London, London, London be goin' down like
How come every time you come around
My London, London Bridge wanna go down?
Like London, London, London wanna go down
Like London, London, London be goin' down like

[Interlude]
Now as the drinks start pouring and my speech start slurring
Everybody start looking real good (Oh, snap!)

[Verse]
Grey Goose got your girl feeling loose
Now I'm wishing that I didn't wear these shoes (I hate heels)
It's like every time I get up on the dude
Paparazzi put my business in the news
And I'm like, get up out my face (Oh, snap!)
Before I turn around and spray your— with mace (Oh, snap!)
My lips make you wanna have a taste (Oh, snap!)
You got that —, I got the bass

[Chorus]
How come every time you come around
My London, London Bridge wanna go down?
Like London, London, London wanna go down
Like London, London, London be goin' down like
How come every time you come around
My London, London Bridge wanna go down?
Like London, London, London wanna go down
Like London, London, London be goin' down like

[Bridge]
Aah, da, da, da, da, do, do, do, do
Me like a bullet type, you know they comin', right? (Oh, snap!)
Fergie love' 'em long time, my girls support 'em, right? (Oh, snap!)
Aah, da, da, da, da, do, do, do, do
Me like a bullet type, you know they comin', right? (Oh, snap!)
Fergie love' 'em long time, my girls support, right? (Oh, snap!)

[Interlude 2: Spoken]
Another A-T-L
Cali callabo'
Fergie and Polow

[Refrain]
When I come to the club, step aside (Oh, snap!)
Part the seas, don't be havin' me in the line (Oh, snap!)
VIP, 'cause you know I gotta shine (Oh, snap!)
I'm Fergie Ferg, and me love you long time (Oh, snap!)
All my girls get down on the floor (Oh, snap!)
Back to back, drop it down real low (Oh, snap!)
I'm such a lady, but I'm dancin' like a— (Oh, snap!)
'Cause you know I don't give a—, so here we go (Oh, snap!)

[Chorus]
How come every time you come around
My London, London Bridge wanna go down?
Like London, London, London wanna go down
Like London, London, London be goin' down like
How come every time you come around
My London, London Bridge wanna go down?
Like London, London, London wanna go down
Like London, London, London be goin' down like

[Outro: Spoken]
Oh, ladies
Fergie-ferg takin’ over, yeah
Will.i.am, where you at, boy?
Let’s go
(Fuckin' hell, great track)
Ah, mate, love it, it's quality, pure quality bruv'
(Bruv', what's her name again?)
What? You must have some-
(What's her name?)
Lee, lee, you must have some-
(Nah, not you, bruv')
What? (T-the girl on t-the track)
Fergie! My bad, bruv', I'll start again, mhm
I thought you said what's my name
What's my name? Why'd ya say what was my name?
(Not your name, geezer, the fu-, the girl on the track, mate)
Shut up (Blindin' son-), it's quality, quality
(Listen, how's it go?)
Uh, oh, London, London, London, London
(No, it's not like that, mate)
No, we're not gon-
(The flow's better than that)
What? What? What?
(London, London, London, that's the one, bruv')
The one, London, London?
(No, bruv', London, London, London)
London, London, I, ugh—