[Verse 1]
I live in a house
Somewhere on your street
Don't be afraid
We've got it made
If you would marry me
I live in a house
In the stairway on your shelf
Collecting clouds to cry out loud
At your calamity

[Chorus]
I can't wait, (I can't wait)
Yeah, for you to discorporate, (I can't wait)
I don't even need your empty bait
In this world of smoke and chives
Where 2+2 makes 5

[Verse 2]
While walking 'cross the lake
I fell onto the moon
Imagine that
The world is flat
It's really crowded here
The martians soon attacked
And tied the laces on my hair
And moved to France
And learned to dance
On the craters of Normandy

[Chorus]
I can't wait, (I can't wait)
Maybe you will evaporate, (I can't wait)
I don't even need your empty bait
In this world of smoke and chives
Where 2+2 makes-
I can't wait, (I can't wait)
Yea, for you to discorporate, (I can't wait)
Can I even get one last blind date
In this world of smoke and chives
Where 2+2 makes 5

[Bridge]
And only good men die
I'll be a Jesus Christ
And only good men die
Oooh...

[Outro]
I can't wait
Yea baby, I can't wait
Yea baby, I can't wait
Yea baby, I can't wait
The statement is false!