On the Bus (aka ”Toad-O-Line”) Lyrics

[Instrumental]

[Liner Note]
Where upon the house combo at the Brasserie drifts into a modified version of one of Toad-O's big hit numbers BUDDY JONES stares longingly at the little nozzles pooching out of Mary's moistened upper clothing, but it's too late...WARREN, one of the other guys from Joe's Garage Band has already recognized her (he's now one of the foremost disco-fusion rhythm guitar players on the Wet T-shirt circuit, currently providing exciting strummery here in Miami), and is in the process of getting the details of her life on the bus with LARRY and the other jolly road crew lads. He eventually sends JOE a
Letter with this information in it...


[Outro: Central Scrutinizer]
This is the Central Scrutinizer...
Meanwhile, Joe hears about Mary's naughty exploits...
He falls in with a fast crowd
And gets seduced by a girl who works
At the Jack-In-The-Box named Lucille
Who gives him an unpronounceable disease...

[Instrumental]

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Genius Annotation

“Toad-O-Line” is a musical riff on the track “Hold the Line” by Toto, who are harshly criticized by Zappa on this record for backstage debauchery of the worst, but by no means exceptional, kind. This is an instance, like “I Have Been in You,” “Punky’s Whips,” and the entirety of We’re Only in It for the Money, of Zappa directly satirizing a particular performer as well as the rock music industry and culture in general. However, unlike in the other cases, this also serves as a musical adaptation of an existing tune rather than a more general stylistic parody or jab. Zappa is actually riffing off the notes of “Hold the Line.”

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Recorded At
Village Recorders, Hollywood, Los Angeles, California
Release Date
September 17, 1979
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