[before we get into the lyrics, there are spoilers for the second danganronpa game, and the dream smp. the video also has flashing images]

Wilbur Soot

Versus...

Chiaki Nanami

[Pop-in #1 - Chiaki Nanami | Azia]

Can we do this later? I'm kinda tired...

[Verse 1 - Wilbur Soot | TheAngryMidget]

I'll block a program, you couldn't leave a scratch or mark on me
Lines of code so Pants, I thought they were something ConnorEats
And while these hard hitting lyrics won't beat my unfinished symphony
I'll still light 11 and half stacks of TNT on the beat!

You gotta be kidding!
I've heard a better singer on the mic when Tommy was Innit
Now you're being called out like it's Nagito's mission
Know I'm used to using music when I'm talking to women

You're not gonna win it with Jibber-Jabberwok-ing, Nanami
Your executable file was way too honest, Nanami
You say you're winning but it's like when TommyInnit thought
That he'd be president, you're not gonna be, Nanami

I set the president of the SMP
You're gonna meet and end if you step to me
Call your music Ibuki, you dropped and choked
The pen is greater than the blade? well, I rock with both

All you did was broadcast Hope's Peak getting scrambled
Guess that's a whole new meaning to a camgirl
Now watch as a chessmaster leaves this pawn dropped
It's just another time Chiaki was crushed by blocks

[Verse 2 - Chiaki Nanami | Wilbur Soot]

What?
Oh sorry, I guess I nodded off
Wasn't your war declaration to take an L? and you still lost?
Then begged Philza to stab and leave you killed off? That's so lame

So now I'l spit raw
To bring down the
Soothouse
Oh.. wait

Unload Truth Bullets from Checkov's Gun
I think Hiyoko would enjoy your streams..

[Pop-in #2 - Hiyoko Saionji | unicornkara]

Hey, that's not true! Where'd you get that from?!

[Resume Verse 2 - Chiaki Nanami | Azia]

Well, he only gets views from annoying teens...
Everything you said's vile...

[Pop-in #3 - Nagito Komaeda | Snakebite126]

But screaming at a child has become his pallet
President elect to exile...

*agree bullet shoots*

[Resume Verse 2 - Chiaki Nanami | Azia]

It's like Hermitcraft, without a talent!
A sham of Hamilton taking me on?
That execution was worse than Mikan's
When following your lead was no longer an option, I'm not surprised Fundy jumped to adoption

Chiaki Nanami atop a rocking beat
Don't talk when crossing me, because the bars I speak
Drop your stock of three lives to naught
To knock the block off this dishonest nominee

[Verse 3 - Wilbur Soot | TheAngryMidget]

I should have burned that cursed disc...

[Pop in #4 - TommyInnit | Psytube]

Wilbur, don't you say that!

[Resume Verse 3 - Wilbur Soot | TheAngryMidget]

If she hadn't said her lame raps, she wouldn't be getting played!

[Pop-in #5 - TommyInnit | Psytube]

Snap!

[Resume Verse 3 - Wilbur Soot | TheAngryMidget]

Chosen as the class rep
But when tragedy struck
You lead the hearts of your friends
As well as Jschlatt when he's drunk

Rule.. 3! No anime is allowed
But really, who'd permit ya?
No one's laughing with
The Angry Video Game Profile Picture

This tot should stay
Dead, locked away
In that awful maze
'cuz you lost the game

And now "I'm in love with an E-Girl"
Is being sung by Hajime!

[Verse 4 - Chiaki Nanami | Azia]

Streaming's supposed to be entertaining
But I don't thin we can call you a gamer
When most of your content is you in a chair
Laughing at funnier people on your computer

So I guess destruction's just what we stream
But I didn't wanna to piggyback off of Dream
And roleplay with their younger friends and fans
Like every other Minecraft YouTuber

The Remnants of Minecraft Roleplay
Should stay in Hide n' Seek
So no one gets a glimpse
Of this egocentric mess

Forcing "I" into "SMP"
Guess you are a simp
I may ask to be carried when I get sleepy
But you're getting hard carried in an MCC

The real emcee's me!
Your victory was just another thing
Never meant to be