[Verse 1: Dhalsim]
Hear me Agni, God of Fire
As I beat this stereotypical Indian
The chances of you winning
Is pretty much one in a million
The power I possess is divine
While you just turn to smoke
I say it's about time somebody puts an end
To your magic show
I'm fighting for my village
You won't know what's about to happen
You're like a weird looking combination
Of Osama and Aladdin
You annoy me more than Rufus
I rather face Glass Joe
When I'm done meditating
I'll destroy you like I'm Piston Hondo

[Verse 2: Great Tiger]
I am the Great Tiger teleporting in
From Mumbai, India
Let me tell ya that your son, Datta
Is lookin' like he has cancer
I'd say I respect how you live your life
But that'll make me a liar
You don't do shit, there's no way
You can fight a tiger
If you lose your focus for even a second
Then I will disappear
You say you hate violence
Remind me what we're doing here
I hope your memory is good
Because I'll punch you out a lot
Stick to drinking your mother's milk
But before you do, eat my dust

[Verse 3: Dhalsim]
I'm about to leave you in defeat
When I'm spitting on this beat
Stretching my arms to long distances
Call me Luffy from One Piece
I'm spitting Yoga Fire
You're flying a cloud and wearing a turban
I wouldn't consider you as competition
Since you're nothing but a magician
I'll be the one to beat you out so hard
That it'll knock your stripes off
Just like how I like my curry
I like my rhymes when they're hot
I may be a pacifist, but for you
I'll decide to switch things up
Your boxing skills are a little rusty
You should have some training with Doc

[Verse 4: Great Tiger]
LET'S GOOOOOOOO!!!!
Pay attention to me!
Your fighting style is based on yoga?
What a rip off of Gandhi
I have the energy from the grass, from the seas
And the snow
A major circuit fighter next to Bear Hugger
And Don Flamenco
Will I go to the left or the right?
Tell me which color is which
You can't step to me it's 4 to 1
You're outmatched bitch
You're knocked out, Dhalsim
Looks like you won't get your water back
I'd give you soda from Popinski
But I feel like you won't deserve that