Candy (Cardi B - Money Parody)
Nov. 3, 20181 viewer
Candy (Cardi B - Money Parody) Lyrics
[Verse 1]
Look, my buddies know that, I love to go steal
Arrive in a truck but the pumps don't feel
Don't need gas, won't need bills
Just shoplift this broke ass ware
No cash spent, I rip off tills
[?] 'cause this crooks got skills
I thieve in every town, I still get thrills
Free candy bars as deals on meals (woo)
[Chorus]
When I'm getting dressed (yes)
I dress to finess
I slip into sweats, like to fit and stretch (woo)
For some things they're the best that's running and petty theft (candy)
All I really wanna eat is the (candy)
I just really wanna feed I need the (candy)
All a bad thieves need is the (candy)
Down my pants
To the shoes (shoes)
Drop 'em down the shoe
Down my pants to the shoes (shoes)
What else should I choose (bow)
Take 'em with my hands (candy)
Waiting on a grab and take it from the [?] (candy)
Save a little cash (candy)
Patient with a plan to take a little more (candy)
Down my pants
To the shoes (shoes)
Drop 'em down the shoe
Down my pants to the shoes (shoes)
Drop 'em down the shoe
Look, my buddies know that, I love to go steal
Arrive in a truck but the pumps don't feel
Don't need gas, won't need bills
Just shoplift this broke ass ware
No cash spent, I rip off tills
[?] 'cause this crooks got skills
I thieve in every town, I still get thrills
Free candy bars as deals on meals (woo)
[Chorus]
When I'm getting dressed (yes)
I dress to finess
I slip into sweats, like to fit and stretch (woo)
For some things they're the best that's running and petty theft (candy)
All I really wanna eat is the (candy)
I just really wanna feed I need the (candy)
All a bad thieves need is the (candy)
Down my pants
To the shoes (shoes)
Drop 'em down the shoe
Down my pants to the shoes (shoes)
What else should I choose (bow)
Take 'em with my hands (candy)
Waiting on a grab and take it from the [?] (candy)
Save a little cash (candy)
Patient with a plan to take a little more (candy)
Down my pants
To the shoes (shoes)
Drop 'em down the shoe
Down my pants to the shoes (shoes)
Drop 'em down the shoe
[Verse 2]
I gotta fly, I need to jet
But I got room by my legs
Captain [?], my pants are spacious (yeah)
Stealing this for my friends
Got y'all [?] to the double
Cheap ass smuggling a couple
You heard right, never been caught (yeah)
I never get caught (caught)
Don't get bust with no trouble
Yeah, my hobby is to lift
[?] me and my fist
Watch me drop it past my dick
Probably stopping after this
Got me money, got me [?]
Oh, snap, slipping past the cashier (woo)
Damn he's sly (sly)
I'm a thief, master [?]
Candy crime (uuh)
[Chorus]
When I'm getting dressed (yes)
I dress to finess
I slip into sweats, like to fit and stretch (woo)
For some things they're the best that's running and petty theft (candy)
All I really wanna eat is the (candy)
I just really wanna feed I need the (candy)
All a bad thieves need is the (candy)
Down my pants
To the shoes (shoes)
Drop 'em down the shoe
Down my pants to the shoes (shoes)
What else should I choose (bow)
Take 'em with my hands (candy)
Waiting on a grab and take it from the [?] (candy)
Save a little cash (candy)
Patience with a plan to take a little more (candy)
Down my pants
To the shoes (shoes)
Drop 'em down the shoe
Down my pants to the shoes (bow)
Drop 'em down the shoe (bow, bow)
I gotta fly, I need to jet
But I got room by my legs
Captain [?], my pants are spacious (yeah)
Stealing this for my friends
Got y'all [?] to the double
Cheap ass smuggling a couple
You heard right, never been caught (yeah)
I never get caught (caught)
Don't get bust with no trouble
Yeah, my hobby is to lift
[?] me and my fist
Watch me drop it past my dick
Probably stopping after this
Got me money, got me [?]
Oh, snap, slipping past the cashier (woo)
Damn he's sly (sly)
I'm a thief, master [?]
Candy crime (uuh)
[Chorus]
When I'm getting dressed (yes)
I dress to finess
I slip into sweats, like to fit and stretch (woo)
For some things they're the best that's running and petty theft (candy)
All I really wanna eat is the (candy)
I just really wanna feed I need the (candy)
All a bad thieves need is the (candy)
Down my pants
To the shoes (shoes)
Drop 'em down the shoe
Down my pants to the shoes (shoes)
What else should I choose (bow)
Take 'em with my hands (candy)
Waiting on a grab and take it from the [?] (candy)
Save a little cash (candy)
Patience with a plan to take a little more (candy)
Down my pants
To the shoes (shoes)
Drop 'em down the shoe
Down my pants to the shoes (bow)
Drop 'em down the shoe (bow, bow)
[Verse 3]
[?]
[?] whenever
You know who caps the most shit
The people who rob in a swearshirt (ok)
Pretend to look and then leave (leave)
All of that candy low effort (uuh)
Didn't need to spend any cash (yup)
I'm keeping my cheddar
Keep all my money I thieve
When I'm hungry but eat
And my body's tryina keep up the [?]
[?] got five finger discount slick
Four for free [?] dip out quick (uuh)
None of us packed our lunch today
Got enough [?]
Looking at the cameras is too lame
I'm never going back in today
[Chorus]
When I'm getting dressed (yes)
I dress to finess
I slip into sweats, like to fit and stretch (woo)
For some things they're the best that's running and petty theft (candy)
All I really wanna eat is the (candy)
I just really wanna feed I need the (candy)
All a bad thieves need is the (can-dy-bars)
[?]
[?] whenever
You know who caps the most shit
The people who rob in a swearshirt (ok)
Pretend to look and then leave (leave)
All of that candy low effort (uuh)
Didn't need to spend any cash (yup)
I'm keeping my cheddar
Keep all my money I thieve
When I'm hungry but eat
And my body's tryina keep up the [?]
[?] got five finger discount slick
Four for free [?] dip out quick (uuh)
None of us packed our lunch today
Got enough [?]
Looking at the cameras is too lame
I'm never going back in today
[Chorus]
When I'm getting dressed (yes)
I dress to finess
I slip into sweats, like to fit and stretch (woo)
For some things they're the best that's running and petty theft (candy)
All I really wanna eat is the (candy)
I just really wanna feed I need the (candy)
All a bad thieves need is the (can-dy-bars)
(Candy)
(Candy)
(Candy)
(Candy)
(Candy)
(Candy)
(Candy)
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Genius Annotation
This parody follows a petty thief stealing cheap candy from a gas station store. At the end, the song is jokingly described as being from the “GSE 93.7” radio station, the equivalent of the real Kiss radio.
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