[Verse 1]
People have seen them around
They have seen them on the rooftops
Walking around Paris
Pronouncing sentence at the courts
With powdered noses
Wearing ties or blue jeans
They have seen them in all the magazines' covers
Without anything else to say

[Chorus]
Where are the thieves?
Where is the murderer?
Probably getting dirty
At the neighbour's patio
And what if it's them
And what if it's mе
The one who plays this guitar
Or the onе who sings this song
The one who sings this song

[Verse 2]
They have seen them kneeling
Sitting or crouching
Standing as they teach lessons
In all positions
Preaching at the churches
Or even giving concerts
They have seen them at every cocktail party
Distributing ministrations

[Chorus]
Where are the thieves?
Where is the murderer?
Probably getting dirty
At the neighbour's patio
And what if it's them
And what if it's me
The one who plays this guitar
Or the one who sings this song
The one who sings this song