[Verse]
So, it appears that I can fly if I might try
But I should hide from the high guys at Five Guys
They’re attacking, smacking, and ball sack slapping
Me and the three green, alien, parent, karen, burger, frying
And dying guys who’ve wanted to get going home
Before they try to find the spherical chrome dome
They’ll have to find the five kind of fine hoes at home
Five fine dime kind and try to hide while being chased by a bad guy
His name’s Racist Riddler
He used to be a littlе bit bigger and a lot wiser and kinder
Hе used to love putting little pics of tits inside his gigantic scholastic binder
I’m just like him, but my binder protects my father and future daughter
From some fucked up monsters
Like this one dumb retarded cunt named 6ix9ine
This guy looks like he’s got tied up five year old boys
Inside his high height truck while he fucks cats and attacks
And attracts boys and girls with toys and thrills like this pussy
Bitch ass, half fag, with not even enough gas to get half past
The big ass on the back of the statue of you as
A fat ass, bitchy big cat, you fucking fag with the cat in the hat
I’ll grab a $10 bill and an Apple, granny smith, I’ll slap your dad like Will Smith
Sit down and chill, bitch, this ain’t the tip of your father’s penis that you love to lick
Now, stay in your daddy’s basement, shut your trap, sit back in your chair
While you scratch your hair and fap your tiny dick to a little kid, sick shit
Kill this bitch but don’t get him twisted with the little kids he used to sit with
It’s become incredibly evident that I’m not Eminem, but I’m still sending them
Off the internet claiming that I think I’m heaven sent but they don’t have the evidence
I know I’ll never be better than Eminem but I can make improvements
And get y’all to move when I spit off the tip and hit y’all with a horsewhip
Don’t start bitch, I was talking about Shane Dawson, I’m awesome
He lost some subs not cause it came out that he fucks a man
But because he fucks a cat because he can while he’s watching Peter Pan
He’s a creepy adult man who should stay away from kids
I’d take him down, bury him underground and put him in a deep dish ditch
After I’m done, I’ll order a deep dish pizza before I meet ya at the back
Of the kitchen so we can stack up a few more dishes after we wash ‘em
Then we can do something with the water for hours, let’s fuck in the shower
Yeah I’m a pretty idiotic guy who’s really high at the moment but when I get up and get going
It becomes pretty apparent that my parents missed out on intelligent genetics
But over time I got better as a guy writing rhymes and spitting lyrics all the time
I’m a lyricist that’ll never miss, all the shots I spit are a shot I hit
You’re a hater? Cool off with a Klondike, bitch, see ya later
I’ll still shred y’all in half, red halls from black
Shredding all y’all without being a skater
I have a little bit of a hypothesis that the bars I spit
Are a part of 6ix’s depression and possibly the reason
For President Joe Biden’s tyrannical treason
Against the constitutional union of states formed in the 1780s
Ukrainian ladies are in bed with the Biden family
Hunter Biden got compensated by them handsomely
I’m getting fucked by the government constantly
I’m a bit of an asshole, you could call it sodomy
But you better not hand a saw to me unless you want me
To go fuck a dollar tree while your mom’s on her knees
To suck on these lettered keys I press
I write rhymes all night with no rest
It’s a little like if I was on a flight without attendants(attendance)
Y’all still ain’t got evidence that I ain’t the greatest
Just a heads up, I slapped and tiddy fucked your mom, kid
Please choose to excuse my weird moves
They still ain’t as weird as the way my beard grew
But if you have an issue, I’d like to say fuck you
I already ran your heavy mother over with a truck
Red rover rolled over and fucked your mother up
I know I’m a dick, but I’m also autistic
It’s a little bit of a big plot twist
I’m a kid who likes to squeeze and pop tits
6ix9ine is a pretty creepy guy, no soul
Now follow, it’s better than the rabbit hole