[Crizzybo as Rick James]
You're back now with Rick James on Rick James radio
We got one of the most talented motherfuckers of all time
Golden BSP
I've heard nothing but good things about him
Let's see what he can do

[Golden BSP]
Thanks for having me

I'm the big dog
I rip the leash off
I'll rip your fucking body up like jigsaw
I hear the streets talk
They're talking to me like I'm Debo
You fear the Reaper
They see the demon in my features
Your speakers bleeding

Hold up

I don't fuck with average rappers acting all casual at their show
I mastered the craft and rap like a animal
Action packed
I heard the cattle so saddle up
It look like I got slided with half of a cantaloupe
The way that I eat that pussy

Like a basket of salmon
Pass me that napkin
And a glass of that Fanta
I sip it back
I'm in the back of that mansion
I mix that shit up with a Jack
Untill I'm actually hammered
I'm Dracula
I put the traps in the castle

Cause I don't wanna drive no groupies home
I spent too much gas back and forth from the studio
I could write that gas off but back up!
You could catch a Uber baby
I ain't finna pay that Uber though!
Blunt so big that they looking like a sushi cone
Pussy, money, weed, the only fuckin' thing I do it for
She just wanna fuck me
Told her if she play her cards right
And shorty pulled up
With a whole box of Yu-Gi-Oh
Her pussy hair looking like the main character
She got all embarrased, I couldn't help but to stare at it
It's allright baby girl, what's your background?
Let's smoke a half ounce and fuck around till we pass out
Wake up and she eat me up
Like I'm breakfast
Keep my headless like my checklist
I'm always checking
I'm playing chess, you're playing checkers
Y'all on the spectrum
I'm at the venue, check the guest list
I always get in
I told her call me Pony
I'm the one that she depended on
I set it off in that pussy
That pussy yo we back for more
I am a machine
Call me Megatron with a set of balls
Betted all on me in this race and that Pony gettin' gold

Thick body she drip on my like Dasani
This hottie gon' get all of my kids probably
Big body I pull up in that big body
Whip lookin' like it probably got hits on it
It's all in my mouth and I spit 'em out like a llama
I'm really into narcotics
I blow my brain like nirvana
I change it up from the Gucci to Prada
From the Louis back to the Gucci
From the Gucci to nada
She take it off of my body
Then she show me what a freak is

She's a super freak, super freak, she's super freaky!

Took my clothes of
And then she show me what a freak is

She's a super freak, super freak, she's super freaky!

Top me off on that soda
Baby girl it's the weekend!
I feel like geeking
I feel like going of the deep end
Listen up y'all if you like talking on the preacher
They look deceiving
I toss somebody of the bleacher
Let's write this up on cigar [?]
And give it back to al the kids that act like I never gave 'em a thing
Yeah
I get the bat and I beat 'em
Like batters up
I'm a demon
I finna leave 'em with their shit in a sling
Yeah
I keep on feeding the heads in the street
They need me
I see 'em
I'm the only one that gone come when they call
Yeah
And I don't fumble the ball
I'mma fuck with the boss
I keep on stackin' hundreds up in the vault

[Crizzybo as Rick James]
I guess that was allright