[Verse 1: Del The Funky Homosapien]
Captain Chicken, the master of the cluckers
When I knock on your door, you know it's a customer
Scary as hell, I be hella uncomfortable
I can't comfort you 'cause I'm tryna run from you (I'm out)
Always urgent, spooked, you could probably call
Dodgin' is my hobby, y'all, I have several bodyguards (Help)
I throw stones breaking through glass houses (Okay)
Dead broke, never put my money where my mouth is

[Chorus: 2D]
Captain Chicken, thanks a lot
You're my deity, you're my god
Captain Chicken, oh my God
You look jolly, you look hot

[Post-Chorus: 2D]
Captain Chicken (Captain Chicken)
Captain Chicken

[Chorus: 2D]
Captain Chicken, are you dead?
Wrapped in plastic, got no head
On the shеlf, might look at you
You look tasty, I want you

[Post-Chorus: 2D]
Captain Chicken
Captain Chicken (Captain Chicken)
Captain Chickеn
Captain Chicken
Captain Chicken
Captain Chicken
Captain Chicken

[Verse 2: Del The Funky Homosapien]
I come out in a major way
Singin' to the cops every day, I'm like Babyface
Obviously, I'm kinfolk with Dobalina (Yep)
I say a lot of things, but I'm a chicken, I don't mean it
I'ma see you, I'ma duck 'cause I'm afraid of you
In other words, a sitting duck, I'm perpetratin' too
Captain Chicken, the foulest of the fowls
Do what's not allowed, in the game, I'm out of bounds (Captain Chicken)