(Turn it up, George!)
(Whoo! Yeah!)

On the first day of Christmas, Percy gave to me:
A lecture all about the Ministry

On the second day of Christmas, Hermione gave to me:
Two homework helpers
And a lecture all about the Ministry

On the third day of Christmas, Neville gave to me:
Three vulture hats
Two homework helpers
And a lecture all about the Ministry

On the fourth day of Christmas, Hagrid gave to me:
Four Flobberworms
Three vulture hats
Two homework helpers
And a lecture all about the Ministry

On the fifth day of Christmas, Harry gave to me:
Five Golden Snitches
Four Flobberworms
Three vulture hats
Two homework helpers
And a lecture all about the Ministry

On the sixth day of Christmas, Lockhart gave to me:
Six signed portraits
Five Golden Snitches
Four Flobberworms
Three vulture hats
Two homework helpers
And a lecture all about the Ministry

On the seventh day of Christmas, Mundungus gave to me:
Seven stolen cauldrons
Six signed portraits
Five Golden Snitches
Four Flobberworms
Three vulture hats
Two homework helpers
And a lecture all about the Ministry

On the eighth day of Christmas, Won-Won gave to me:
Eight outdated dress robes
Seven stolen cauldrons
Six signed portraits
Five Golden Snitches
Four Flobberworms
Three vulture hats
Two homework helpers
And a lecture all about the Ministry

On the ninth day of Christmas, Lee Jordan gave to me:
Nine Nosebleed Nougats
Eight outdated dress robes
Seven stolen cauldrons
Six signed portraits
Five Golden Snitches
Four Flobberworms
Three vulture hats
Two homework helpers
And a lecture all about the Ministry

On the tenth day of Christmas, Ginny gave to me:
Ten Bat-Bogey Hexes
Nine Nosebleed Nougats
Eight outdated dress robes
Seven stolen cauldrons
Six signed portraits
Five Golden Snitches
Four Flobberworms
Three vulture hats
Two homework helpers
And a lecture all about the Ministry

On the eleventh day of Christmas, Sirius gave to me:
Eleven shrunken elf heads
Ten Bat-Bogey Hexes
Nine Nosebleed Nougats
Eight outdated dress robes
Seven stolen cauldrons
Six signed portraits
Five Golden Snitches
Four Flobberworms
Three vulture hats
Two homework helpers
And a lecture all about the Ministry

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my dear mum gave to me:
Twelve more ugly sweaters
Eleven shrunken elf heads
Ten Bat-Bogey Hexes
Nine Nosebleed Nougats
Eight outdated dress robes
Seven stolen cauldrons
Six signed portraits
Five Golden Snitches
Four Flobberworms
Three vulture hats
Two homework helpers
And a lecture all about the Ministry