Wild cheers rock the stadium
Erupting when she takes the stage
Her appeal is limitless
Her audience is every age
Blonde hair, blue eyes, ruby red lips
An Aryan wet dream
Like a Disney Princess
Elsa Frozen queen

This world-famous superstar
Has had a conga line of suitors
Actors, musicians and runway models
Eventually no longer suit her
How many Lovers
Have you spurned?
How many romances
Have crashed and burned?
How many lessons
Have you learnеd?
Tay lor Swift Tay lor Swift

Gentlemen nеver kiss and tell
But Taylor Swift knows
All too well
Her heartbreaks make her records sell
And rocket to the top of those charts x2

CHORUS
Why can’t Taylor Swift
Keep a long term relationship?
They start off well enough
Then they turn to shit
And wind up in her songs

No this is not a hater song
I’m just tryna figure
Where love goes wrong
For far too many of you
Taylor’s songs ring oh so true
Legions of swifties who
Lovers have all abandoned you
Threw away your friendship bracelets too
How do you make love stay?
Why can’t Taylor Swift
Keep a long term relationship?
They start off well enough
Then they turn to shit
And wind up in her songs
Taylor Swift, Taylor Swift