Asian Jake Paul Lyrics
(We will act immediately)
Calling all units, shots fired
Shots fired in front of the Supreme store
There's about to be a 261 in progress
Send all available units
Send in the back-up
Send in the big guns
Send in the K9 unit
Send in the f- ...fuck
[Verse 1: iDubbbz]
I wanna be gay
'Cause you're fucked and I wanna savor it
But it's cool; after smashing you, I'll PayPal you 2K
Oh, no! You getting mad?
Gonna knock the phone right out of my hand?
That shit was fucking absurd
You're a "rapper" who can't resolve shit with words?
Talk like you eatin' some paste, ayy
Is that your IQ or your age? Ayy
Say to your audience face, ayy
How Jacob Sartorius tastes
Ayy, you look afraid, must have seen a ghostwriter
Well, ditto, little bitch, but I'm not scared to show mine
Woo! You've been pretendin'
Ever since your little rice balls descended
Let kids think you did it all
When you weren't capable of making up playground insults (Ooh!)
That's bad, but then I heard you try to rap
I was more disappointed than when I found out
Casey Neistat didn't have nice tats
Boy, gotta flex
Gotta flex, flex, flex (Uh-huh)
Because when you've got no personality
Replace it with a Rolex
You really don't see your friends rolling their eyes?
Hoping to die, they're so tired
Of you throwing the price of what you buy in their face
No, no, no, no, you think they're gonna say:
[Verse 3: iDubbbz]
"Oh my God, you're such a legend
You make me so wet with your reckless spending
You gained my respect and you're oh so funny
Please, take me to your mansion and fuck me!"
You're fucking delusional
So try your best to remember
You are not a pimp
You're a borderline sex offender
Diss boy a flavor of the month
But which is it, huh?
A whiny Vietnamese wanna-be gangsta
It's salt and vi-nigga
You're like Kanye, without the talent
Like Jackie Chan, but a little faggot
Like Soulja Boy but...
Actually, yeah, you're exactly like Soulja Boy
Say you don't wanna look like a little bitch
But, dude, you're gonna be crucified
How can you claim that shit
When you're too scared to go in on PewDiePie?
[Verse 4: iDubbbz]
Little ho, little bitch
Suck my 5.3 inch dick
Admit that you just got pounded
I'd say "take the L" if you could pronounce it
(Get it, because you're Asian?)
(That's what you wanted, right?)
(Hey, let's make fun of the Asian boy with his Asian boyish eyes)
Jesus Christ, you're as predictable as a house tour
To call you surface level would be an insult to the ground floor
[Verse 5: Boyinaband]
Whatever you've promised to follow, you've quit
You can't persist for shit, you narcissistic prick
Your audience is fickle, here's what I predict
Your channel's bound to crash down to rubble (Oh, no!)
How the fuck can someone called Gum
Not realize they're in a bubble?
But let me guess, I'm irrelevant, right?
Isn't that your excuse?
When you're too stupid to explain your views
'Cause you're as basic as a one-block Rubik's Cube (Haha)
You're an insecure, unoriginal little bitch and that's that
So, come to think of it
You're actually the dog filter on Snapchat
About
On “Asian Jake Paul,” iDubbbz disses fellow YouTuber RiceGum. The song was featured as the ending to the iDubbbz rant video “Content Cop – Jake Paul.”
Don’t get dissuaded by the title because in the video, iDubbbz explains why he wrote Jake Paul’s name in the title instead of Rice’s:
I don’t have to give this bit of mucus the satisfaction of having his name in the title or his face in the thumbnail.
iDubbbz calls out RiceGum’s treatment of other YouTubers and fans, including the time he smashed The Gabbie Show’s phone, his relationship with Jacob Sartorius and his use of a ghostwriter without disclosing it.
iDubbbz blatantly says that the song was written by Boyinaband. The entire writing process was documented in the behind-the-scenes video, in which Boyinaband claimed that iDubbbz helped a fair amount in the writing process:
Ian will tell you that he didn’t have much to do with making the song, but it’s totally not true. He came up with tons of the ideas.
PewDiePie, who has the largest independent channel on YouTube, made an appearance in the music video to show his support to iDubbbz, and in turn, disgust towards RiceGum.
Q&A
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Immediately after the “Content Cop” video, Rice posted a short response in which he half-concedes that being roasted by iDubbbz is a dangerous thing for his career. He also said that it would take a bit more than a single day to respond to a 30 minute video which probably took weeks if not months to research and edit.
He also tweeted that he would release something towards the end of the week that iDubbbz released his “Content Cop” video.
On Sunday 7th October, his final response was released, with a similar format to iDubbbz’s video. It also included a preview of his diss track which released on October 10th titled ‘Frick the Police’.
iDubbbz was making a Content Cop on RiceGum, so he decided to give RiceGum a bit of his own medicine and make a diss track on RiceGum, something that iDubbbz has never done before.
Dan Bull provided the beat for the video. It was made before the video, and used by Ian.
- 1.Asian Jake Paul
