(Intro)
Yo VIP, let's kick it

(Verse 1)
All right, stop, while I do up my laces
This kinda thing happens every show
Yo, I gotta learn how to tie a bow
(What's your real name?) Robert Van Winkle
(Why'd you change it?) Nothing rhymes with "Winkle."

(Verse 2)
I'm white, and I'm capitalizin'
On a trend that's currently risin'
Then mix it with Curly and Larry and Moe
Whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop hey yo!
(When you gonna stop?) Maybe never
I become richer with every endeavor
I'm livin' large and my bank is stupid
'Cause I just listen to real rap and dupe it

(Hook)
White white baby
He's white white baby
So very white white baby
Extremely white white baby

(Verse 3)
I'm a little teapot short and stout
(Come on Vanilla Ice, break it out!)
I told the world I was stabbed in the butt
But it was a toilet paper cut

(Hook)
White white baby
He's white white baby
So very white white baby
Extremely white white baby
He's truly white white baby
We're talkin' white white baby

(Outro)
Hey guys, whassup?
Yo, I ain't stupid
I just dupe it
Word to your mother