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Calgone Lyrics
[Intro]
On my way home
Police car pulled me over
[Verse 1]
After they left, I puttered out of gas
AAA came, but my card was expired
I had to walk home, and of course, it rained half the time
I tried to get some shut-eye, then I was abducted
They put cold things in my butt
They sampled a bit of my DNA
They left me on top of my sheets
I dreamt I went potty, then woke up drenched in me
[Pre-Chorus 1]
This day sucked the hardest ever
[Chorus]
I woke up on the wrong side of the bed today
A little bit less than nothing would go my way
[Verse 2]
I got up to toss my soiled sheets
The hallway was dark and I stubbed my big toe
It was then that I sensed the irony burning me
Then I heard the voice say
"Come sail aboard the S.S. Nepenthe"
On my way home
Police car pulled me over
[Verse 1]
After they left, I puttered out of gas
AAA came, but my card was expired
I had to walk home, and of course, it rained half the time
I tried to get some shut-eye, then I was abducted
They put cold things in my butt
They sampled a bit of my DNA
They left me on top of my sheets
I dreamt I went potty, then woke up drenched in me
[Pre-Chorus 1]
This day sucked the hardest ever
[Chorus]
I woke up on the wrong side of the bed today
A little bit less than nothing would go my way
[Verse 2]
I got up to toss my soiled sheets
The hallway was dark and I stubbed my big toe
It was then that I sensed the irony burning me
Then I heard the voice say
"Come sail aboard the S.S. Nepenthe"
[Pre-Chorus 2]
I suppose I'm to blame
[Chorus]
I woke up on the wrong side of the bed today
A little bit less than nothing would go my way
[Bridge]
Thank goodness
For bathtubs and suds
[Verse 3]
I suppose I'm to blame for getting pulled over
I guess I'm the culprit for running out of gas
Let's assume I'm the guy who didn't pay his AAA fee
In actuality, I let the zetas probe me
Yesterday was all my fault
I let negativity get the better of me
Thank goodness for the bathtubs and suds
They temporarily set free this quandary
[Chorus]
I woke up on the wrong side of the bed today
A little bit less than nothing would go my way
I woke up on the wrong side of the bed today
A little bit less than nothing would go my way
I suppose I'm to blame
[Chorus]
I woke up on the wrong side of the bed today
A little bit less than nothing would go my way
[Bridge]
Thank goodness
For bathtubs and suds
[Verse 3]
I suppose I'm to blame for getting pulled over
I guess I'm the culprit for running out of gas
Let's assume I'm the guy who didn't pay his AAA fee
In actuality, I let the zetas probe me
Yesterday was all my fault
I let negativity get the better of me
Thank goodness for the bathtubs and suds
They temporarily set free this quandary
[Chorus]
I woke up on the wrong side of the bed today
A little bit less than nothing would go my way
I woke up on the wrong side of the bed today
A little bit less than nothing would go my way
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4th Street Recording, Santa Monica, CA
Release Date
September 9, 1997
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