[Verse 1: Violent J]
Bitch, I'm a dickhead. So the fuck what?
Your daddy's a faggot and your mother's a slut
I cruise the Earth without a care in the world
I don't need any homies, and fuck a girlfriend
I could jack off in the middle of the mall
Only got one motto: "Fuck y'all bitches!"
I'll punch little kids in the face and run
I don't give a fuck if I socked your son
I'll fake my way into bitches' hearts
It's easy. Half of these hoes are retards
As soon as a ninja bust a nut
I'll flip her and piss all over her butt (Woo!)
I'll pull my pants up and dash away
Snatched her purse and throw the cash away
'Cause I don't need it. I steal my shit
From those who need it most
I'm a straight-up dickhead

[Chorus: Violent J]
(Holy shit! What'd you say?)
(You ain't livin' like that, no way)
Oh yeah, bitch, I'm a dick dick dickhead
I'm a big big big fat dick dick dickhead
(Come on now, I mean really, hey)
(You ain't livin' like that, no way)
Oh yeah, bitch, I'm a dick dick dickhead
I'm a big big big fat dick dick dickhead

[Verse 2: Violent J]
I help old ladies across the street
Whip out a gun, pull out my meat
And scream, "Suck that" and give 'em a heart attack
When you're going to Hell, it ain't hard to pack, bitch
I stand on the overpass and drop bricks
Shoot up high schools just for kicks
When I was a kid, I was a terrorist (Uh huh)
Fuckin' young hoes 'til their cherry bust (Yeah)
I still do whatever the fuck I choose
I got the clap, syphilis, my dick ooze
I don't use a condom; I spread the shit
'Cause I'm a dick, bitch, and I don't quit (Nope)
I attacked my mom and dad with a sword (Yeah)
Drove 'em both to the mental ward
'Cause I'm hard, I got mad drug habits
And torture baby rabbits
Yo, I'm a dickhead

[Chorus: Violent J]
(Holy shit! What'd you say?)
(You ain't livin' like that, no way)
Oh yeah, bitch, I'm a dick dick dickhead
I'm a big big big fat dick dick dickhead
(Come on now, I mean really, hey)
(You ain't livin' like that, no way)
Oh yeah, bitch, I'm a dick dick dickhead
I'm a big big big fat dick dick dickhead

[Verse 3: Violent J]
I was born a rich kid in a loving home
Burned it down. Free I roam
I went to church, and I stole the dough
Every Sunday, yo, I was back for mo'
The preacher caught me and asked me why
I said I did it for meth and then blast his eye
And then socked the other one, he couldn't see
I grabbed all the money, and out I flee
My melon is a big-ass mushroom cap
With a pee hole right up under my hat
I'm Mr. Dickhead, the one and only
I rob the homeless, cold, and lonely
Kick 'em in the fuckin' face and gut hard (Yeah)
And then steal their shopping cart
And shove it down a hill, 'cause I'm ill
What's left? Find somebody to kill
A real dickhead

[Chorus: Violent J]
(Holy shit! What'd you say?)
(You ain't livin' like that, no way)
Oh yeah, bitch, I'm a dick dick dickhead
I'm a big big big fat dick dick dickhead
(Come on now, I mean really, hey)
(You ain't livin' like that, no way)
Oh yeah, bitch, I'm a dick dick dickhead
I'm a big big big fat dick dick dickhead
(Holy shit! What'd you say?)
(You ain't livin' like that, no way)
Damn right, ho, I'm a dick dick dickhead
I'm a big big big fat dick dick dickhead
(Come on now, I mean really, hey)
(You ain't livin' like that, no way)
Oh yeah, bitch, I'm a dick dick dickhead
I'm a big big big fat dick dick dickhead

[Skit]
House of Wax? Let's go!
No way, man. I ain't goin' up in there. No fuckin' way, man
Why not?
'Cause, man. That shit ain't for me
Aw, man