[Verse 1]
My ex hung the watch that I bought him on a tree branch
And shot it with a rifle
My ex said the preacher's daughter, she was just a good friend
And swore it on the Bible

[Pre-Chorus]
Ooh, girl
Nah, nah, you can't make this shit up
So tell me, ooh, girl
Yeah, yeah, before you kicked him to the dust

[Chorus]
Did he cheat? Did he lie? Did he love to make you cry
And call you crazy?
Was he drunk? Was he drama and mean to his mama
And call your best friend "baby"?
When it comes to him, I know I'm gonna win
Nobody's ever done bad better
I've got thе best worst ex evеr

[Post-Chorus]
(Oh, oh, oh)

[Verse 2]
My ex showed up yellin' at my new man's window
Shoutin', "Come on out and fight"
My ex, yeah, the second that we broke up, straight up
Was beggin' me to be his wife

[Pre-Chorus]
Ooh, girl
I got a million stories and I got all night
So tell me, ooh, girl, yeah
Where's another bottle of wine?

[Chorus]
Did he cheat? Did he lie? Did he love to make you cry
And call you crazy?
Was he drunk? Was he drama and mean to his mama
And call your best friend "baby"?
When it comes to him, I know I'm gonna win
Nobody's ever done bad better
I've got the best worst ex ever

[Post-Chorus]
(Oh, oh, oh)
(Oh, oh, oh)

[Chorus]
Did he cheat? Did he lie? Did he love to make you cry
And call you crazy?
Was he drunk? Was he drama and mean to his mama
And call your best friend "baby"?
When it comes to him, I know I'm gonna win
Nobody's ever done bad better
I've got the best worst ex (Oh yeah)
The best worst ex (Oh woah)
The best worst ex ever

[Post-Chorus]
(Oh, oh, oh)
(Oh, oh, oh)