[Intro: Nick Crompton & Jake Paul]
'Twas the night before Christmas
When all through the Team 10 house
Not a creature were stirring
Not even Jake's mouse
The stockings were hung by fanjoy with care
In hopes that Saint Nick Crompton
Soon would be there
Team 10 were nestled
All snug in their beds
While visions of subscribers danced in their heads
Don't sleep it's Christmas

[Chorus 1: Jake Paul]
On the first day of Christmas
Team 10 sent to me
Chance and Anthony

[Chorus 2: Jake Paul]
On the second day of Christmas
Team 10 sent to me
Two new baby twins
With Chance and Anthony

[Chorus 3: Jake Paul]
On the third day of Christmas
Team 10 sent to me
Three Jake Paul tees
Two new baby twins
With Chance and Anthony

[Chorus 4: Jake Paul]
On the fourth day of Christmas
Fanjoy sent to me (what?)
Four pairs of Yellars
Three Jake Paul tees
Two new baby twins
With Chance and Anthony

[Chorus 5: Jake Paul]
On the fifth day of Christmas
Team 10 sent to me
Lamborghinis
Four pairs of Yellars
Three Jake Paul tees
Two new baby twins
With Chance and Anthony

[Chorus 6: Jake Paul]
On the sixth day of Christmas
Logan sent to me (it's everyday)
Six Gucci cases (it's everyday bro, yah, yah)
Lamborghinis
Four pairs of Yellars
Three Jake Paul tees
Two new baby twins
With Chance and Anthony

[Chorus 7: Jake Paul]
On the seventh day of Christmas
Saint Crompton sent to me
Seven British booties
Six Gucci cases
Lamborghinis (skrt)
Four pairs of Yellars
Three Jake Paul tees
Two new baby twins
With Chance and Anthony

[Chorus 8: Jake Paul]
On the eighth day of Christmas
Apollo gave his seed
Eight new puppies
Seven British booties
Six Gucci cases
Lamborghinis
Four pairs of Yellars
Three Jake Paul tees
Two new baby twins
With Chance and Anthony

[Chorus 9: Jake Paul]
On the ninth day of Christmas
Rudolph sent to me
Nine reindeer twerking
Eight new puppies
Seven British booties
Six Gucci cases
Lamborghinis
Four pairs of Yellars
Three Jake Paul tees
Two new baby twins
With Chance and Anthony

[Chorus 10: Jake Paul]
On the tenth day of Christmas
YouTube sent to me
Ten diamond plaques
Nine reindeer twerking
Eight new puppies
Seven British booties
Six Gucci cases
Lamborghinis
Four pairs of Yellars
Three Jake Paul tees
Two new baby twins
With Chance and Anthony

[Chorus 11: Jake Paul]
On the eleventh day of Christmas
Jesus sent to me
Eleven vloggers vlogging
Ten diamond plaques
Nine reindeer twerking
Eight new puppies
Seven British booties
Six Gucci cases
Lamborghinis
Four pairs of Yellars
Three Jake Paul tees
Two new baby twins
With Chance and Anthony

[Chorus 12: Jake Paul]
On the twelfth day of Christmas
Jake Paulers sent to me
Twelve million subs
Eleven vloggers vlogging
Ten diamond plaques
Nine reindeer twerking
Eight new pupp–
Jesus, there's so much sh– (ah)
Lamborghinis
Four pairs of Yellars
Three Jake Paul tees
Two new baby twins
With Chance and Anthony