[Chorus]
I told my step dad blow me
His name tony
At nans funeral ceremony
I've got him foamy
Arse out take a licky lick
Give his balls a flick
In the bushes, I see uncle rick tryna take a pic
Sucky sucky in my uncle's van
The ford transit, his cocks full of smelly smegma
I can't stand it
My salami he be stroking willy groping
Toking on baccy free vapes we smoking

[Verse 1]
Now we catch him at the school gates
Fatty with no mates
Uncle said that hes in year 9
Or it could be 8
Run up to him with a snickers bar
Lure him in the car
He thought we were his dad mates
Because we told him that we are
And the feds know im a threat
Put me on their registar
Play with boys in the park
Or in alleys when its dark
See the ice on my neck
Favourite song baby shark
Lost my local v card to the local priest
His name was mark (fitty)

[Refrain]
I was young, frigid and young (huh)
He sucked me like a dummy
I said marky im so young
Stiffy in my bum
Mouth and bum (huh)
Yeah I got touched
But I still enjoyed the bumming

[Verse 2]
Stupid
Listen
My nans deaf she can't listen
Free uncle ricky from prison
He is really good at flossin (oh yeah)
He was also good at tossin
Pound shop im robbin
Asthma when im jogging
Anime I like it
I watch hentai get excited
Google porn
Browsing private
My music been dead
Way before corona virus
Who stole my pink dildo
Was it you dad give it back

[Chorus]
I told my step dad blow me
His name tony
At nans funeral ceremony
Ive got him foamy
Arse out take a licky lick
Give his balls a flick
In the bushes I see uncle rick tryna take a pic
Sucky sucky in my uncles van
The ford transit, his cocks full of smelly smegma
I can't stand it
My salami he be stroking willy groping
Toking on baccy free vapes we smoking

[Verse 3]
Your dad
I shag
Big lad
Names ray
Hes gay
Hairs gray
Haha don’t care still shag
Oho yes daddy oh yes
Haha my bros mad cos I shagged his dad
Spaff all on my face
Can't see now im quite sad
Haters tweeting bout me call me noncey now im well sad
Tell me how I grass when in prison got my bum shagged