Pen and pad the Impaler
Protractor's my spit
That I use to stab stolen notes that I've posted
As I peel one off I take another box
And I fudge my finger prints so I never get caught
Repeat I am not the Grand & Toy Bandit
I'm just a paper clip kleptomaniac runnin' rampid
Who can rip your pencil sharpener right out of the wall
Cause I'm the stealth stationery stealin' Steven Seagal
I launder liquid paper to white out all your mistakes
Including the graffiti all over your pencil case
That's right
Human Kebab sittin' in a tree
S-T-E-A-L-I-N-G

Damn
It’s how we do it
Ima show you dudes how to rock
Damn
It’s how we do it
Ima show you dudes how to rock
So here I come
Ima show you dudes how to rock
Damn
It’s how we do it
Ima show you dudes how to rock

I'm the centimetre leader
The ruler of thieves
I snatch your metre stick
And I teefed it
I'm takin' all your Bics when you're held at ballpoint
The shit happened so fast you never heard my say yoink
Which means you missed the whole point of my highlighter heist
Pens Drive My Soul like Lights
I've got your pencils on hold and you will see
That you have to let go like Avril Lavigne
I'm the Crayon crook
With a thumbtack
So give me all your colours and empty the pack
Red, white, blue, green and gray
Because this type of shit happens everyday
You can't draw
I like to rob
You can't arrest me
I stole the law
Human Kebab sittin' in a tree
S-T-E-A-L-I-N-G
Damn
It’s how we do it
Ima show you dudes how to rock
Damn
It’s how we do it
Ima show you dudes how to rock
So here I come
Ima show you dudes how to rock
Damn
It’s how we do it
Ima show you dudes how to rock
So here I come