On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
A purple parrot in a palm tree

On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Two tattoos and a purple parrot in a palm tree

On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Three fin hats, two tattoos and a purple parrot in a palm tree

On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Four Hawaiian uke's, three fin hats, two tattoos and a purple parrot in a palm tree

On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Five cheeseburgers, four Hawaiian uke's, three fin hats, two tattoos and a purple parrot in a palm tree

On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Six Mac guitar picks, five cheeseburgers, four Hawaiian uke's, three fin hats, two tattoos and a purple parrot in a palm tree

On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Seven Vegas tickets, six Mac guitar picks, five cheeseburgers, four Hawaiian uke's, three fin hats, two tattoos and a purple parrot in a palm tree

On the eigth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Eight vintage eight tracks, seven Vegas tickets, six Mac guitar picks, five cheeseburgers, four Hawaiian uke's, three fin hats, two tattoos and a purple parrot in a palm tree

On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Nine pairs of flip flops, eight vintage eight tracks, seven Vegas tickets, six Mac guitar picks, five cheeseburgers, four Hawaiian uke's, three fin hats, two tattoos and a purple parrot in a palm tree

On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Ten tiki torches, nine pairs of flip flops, eight vintage eight tracks, seven Vegas tickets, six Mac guitar picks, five cheeseburgers, four Hawaiian uke's, three fin hats, two tattoos and a purple parrot in a palm tree

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Eleven Lulu cookbooks, ten tiki torches, nine pairs of flip flops, eight vintage eight tracks, seven Vegas tickets, six Mac guitar picks, five cheeseburgers, four Hawaiian uke's, three fin hats, two tattoos and a purple parrot in a palm tree

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Twelve Landshark Lagers, eleven Lulu cookbooks, ten tiki torches, nine pairs of flip flops, eight vintage eight tracks, seven Vegas tickets, six Mac guitar picks, five cheeseburgers, four Hawaiian uke's, three fin hats, two tattoos and a purple parrot in a palm tree