This is Spiderman Allen and I have a message for everyone in the NFL

Spiderman sitting on the seat with his helmet way down low
Ain't no sound but the sound of the cleats as the Lions began to roar

Are you ready? Are you ready for this?
Are you sitting on the edge of your seat?
Come and watch the Detroit Lions that no one seems to beat!

Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust
And another one's gone, and another's one gone
And another one bites the dust
Hey, I'm gonna get you too, another one bites the dust!

Offense, defense, special teams
If you tangle with the Lions you know what
Last year's team was 2 and 14
But this is the year for New Orleans!

Are you ready? Are you ready for this?
Are you sitting on the edge of your seat?
Come and watch the Detroit Lions that no one seems to beat!

And another one bites the dust
And another one bites the dust
And another one's gone, and another's one gone
And another one bites the dust
Hey, I'm gonna get you too, another one bites the dust!

Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust

I'm the Spiderman and I can do whatever a spider can
I can spin a web, any size
I even catch footballs just like flies
We got an offensive line whose very tough
Got a defensive line called the Silver Rush
We got Dexter Bussey, Horace King, see Billy run
They couldn't catch him with a gun
Tick-tock, that's Monte Clark
There's Gary Danielson [?] that pass!
Touchdown! Wide receivers
Freddie "Doc" Scott
Hey look! It's a bird, plane, no!
It's the incredible Al
Baker that is
Hounddog [Barking]
That dog will hunt!
David Hill [?]
Errol Flynn in the end zone (Another one bites the dust)
Touchdown, touchdown!
Hear those Lions roar, watch the score (Another one bites the dust)
New Orleans Super Bowl!
World Champs, Silver Dome (Another one bites the dust)
Detroit [Roaring]
(Another one bites the dust)
Listen to the Lions roar
Listen to the Lions roar
(Another one bites the dust)
(Another one bites the dust)
(Another one bites the dust)