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Here we go!

When I get older losing my hair
Many years from now (Ha-ha!)
Will you still be sending me a valentine
Birthday greetings, bottle of wine? (Yeah!)

If I'd been out till quarter to three
Would you lock the door (D'oh!)
Will you still need me, will you still feed me
When I'm sixty-four? (Let's-a go!)

You'll be older too
And if you say the word
I could stay with you

(Ya-hoo!)

Every summer we can rent a cottage
In the Isle of Wight, if it's not too dear
We shall scrimp and save
Grandchildren on your knee
Vera, Chuck, and Dave (Yah yah yah yah! Waaaaaoooooh!)

Send me a postcard, drop me a line
Stating point of view
Indicate precisely what you mean to say
Yours sincerely, wasting away

Give me your answer, fill in a form
Mine for evermore
Will you still need me, will you still feed me
When I'm sixty-four? (Hoo!)

(Game over!)