On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me
10 pounds of ravioli

On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me
2 Bob Ross Paintings
And 10 pounds of ravioli

On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me
3 roasted meat chunks
2 Bob Ross Paintings
And 10 pounds of ravioli

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
4 pregnant piglets
3 roasted meat chunks
2 Bob Ross Paintings
And 10 pounds of ravioli

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
5 nuva rings
4 pregnant piglets
3 roasted meat chunks
2 Bob Ross Paintings
And 10 pounds of ravioli

On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
6 slavic seamen
5 nuva rings
4 pregnant piglets
3 roasted meat chunks
2 Bob Ross Paintings
And 10 pounds of ravioli

On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me
7 shots of narcan
6 slavic seamen
5 nuva rings
4 pregnant piglets
3 roasted meat chunks
2 Bob Ross Paintings
And 10 pounds of ravioli

On the eigth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Herpies
7 shots of narcan
6 slavic seamen
5 nuva rings
4 pregnant piglets
3 roasted meat chunks
2 Bob Ross Paintings
And 10 pounds of ravioli

On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
9 free black page listings
Herpies
7 shots of narcan
6 slavic seamen
5 nuva rings
4 pregnant piglets
3 roasted meat chunks
2 Bob Ross Paintings
And 10 pounds of ravioli

On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
10 corpses cackling
9 free black page listings
Herpies
7 shots of narcan
6 slavic seamen
5 nuva rings
4 pregnant piglets
3 roasted meat chunks
2 Bob Ross Paintings
And 10 pounds of ravioli

On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me
A valtrex perscription
10 corpses cackling
9 free black page listings
Herpies
Again
7 shots of narcan
6 slavic seamen
5 nuva rings
4 pregnant piglets
3 roasted meat chunks
2 Bob Ross Paintings
And 10 pounds of ravioli

On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
12 swollen kidneys
A valtrex perscription
10 corpses cackling
9 free black page listings
Herpies
For real
7 shots of narcan
6 slavic seamen
5 nuva rings-wah-wah-wah
4 pregnant piglets
3 roasted meat chunks
2 Bob Ross Paintings
And 10 pounds of ravioli