[Verse 1]
This is exactly as I planned, to give minor erections
I got a hit by flaunting this faux-lesbianism
It is not what I usually do, I just wanted a number one
I'll be bi-curious for you, pretend girly titillation

[Chorus x2]
I kissed a girl just to have a hit and you lot all bloody fell for it
I sing about girls and you'll buy it
Cause it looks like I'm well up for it
It's not that new, it's just that you like to think about it
So I'll kiss a girl just to sell this and you bloody fools will buy it

[Outro]
Later, lezzers!