Grew up 'round the Christmas tree, everybody knew me
But I'm chilling with these motherfuckers like I'm snooping
Stealing all their fucking shit, stealing all their fucking shit
Get it from the cupboard and you know my name is Kid Nick
Spit shit, rip this, rip that ass out
Have you fucking passed out with the cash drought
I stole all your money, stole it out your fucking pockets
Getting all your honeys and I'm stealing all those watches
Pop it, peel obnoxious? Oh, shit
What did I say? I don't know but I'm not gay
Like Frank Ocean and I'm posing and toasting
With the champagne over coasters
Like I'm down in California alley
Chilling with these little bitches, calling fucking Rallys
And we're fucking outie, passing on the Maui
Smoking on it all day, drowsy
Yeah, motherfucker, I'm dousing, I'm jousting
And I'm pouncing on your ass like a horse
You're a fucking horse course, Porsche
Like I'm fucking driving down your street, no doors
Take 'em off then I can see the ground
Put my feet on, and then I scream, OW!
Why did I scream OW? Cause I fucking broke my leg
Put it on the pavement
And you know I fucking nubbed my brain cells
Dead now, stuck in this cell
Fucking stuck with that Jay Clever, you know well
Better than what you did; what the fuck? Why were you in there?
Fucking smoked the weed? Oh, shit, you were stealing?
But you didn't really steal, your Grandma was a bitch
Impaled you to stop stealing the USBs
Or whatever you fucking had, need to leave
Fucking stayed in there for two to three months
Didn't even smoke a blunt, now you're on the run
I'm just kidding, you ain't on the run!
But you're on that probation
With foster care and you know you hates it