[Verse 1: Gregory, Zach, Carson]
I been movin' calm, don't start no trouble with me, yup
Taking care of Carson is a struggle for me, ayy
Zach pull up at 6 AM to cuddle with me, Oh yeah
You know how I like it when he’s lovin' on me, oh
I don't wanna die for subs to miss me, nope
Yes, I see the things that they sendin' to me, (deez nuts)
Hope that Mr. Lyons will outlive me, (ha!)
They gon' tell the story, it was different with me, (got 'em!)

[Chorus 1: All]
Jew's plan, Jew’'s plan
I hold back, sometimes I won't, yuh
I feel good, I miss Pablo, ayy, Pablo
I’m sorry, I’m not polite, hey, hi
Might go down as G.A.Y., yeah, wait
Watchin' Food Reviews all night, I'll kill you
We'll never get into fights, cause we're good people

[Post-Chorus: All]
And still
Bad memes
It's a lot of bad memes
That they sendin' and sendin' and sendin’ and sendin'
They sendin' to me
(And still)
Bad memes
It's a lot of bad memes
That they sendin' and sendin' and sendin’ and sendin'
They sendin' to me
Yuh, ayy, ayy

[Verse 2: Gregory, All]
She said, "Do you love me?" I tell her, "Only partly"
I only love Zuniga and ramen, I'm sUrry
20 subs, I even got it tatted on me
69, they'll bring Von Steuben to the party
And you know me
Turn the Gay Jew into the Gay Meme, dog
Ching Chong Ding Dong, Ali, Robot? totally
Imagine if I never found KipKirby, ech

[Chorus 2: Gregory, Zach]
Jew's plan, Jew's plan
I can't do this on my own, ayy, no, ayy
No one’s watchin' this vid close, yep, nope
Now I might just say goodbye, ayy, bye, ayy
Might go down as G.A.Y., yeah, wait
I go hard on that Fortnite, ayy, wait
I don’t know how to ride a bike, yuh

[Post-Chorus: All]
And still
Bad memes
It's a lot of bad memes
That they sendin' and sendin' and sendin’ and sendin'
They sendin' to me
And still
Bad memes
It's a lot of bad memes
That they sendin' and sendin' and sendin’ and sendin'
They sendin' to me
Yeah