[Spoken: Kitty and HH Slider]
How long has it been since you've brushed your hair?
I mean, your teeth?
It's been two days since I've brushed my teeth
How do you feel about that?
Very nice
You feel…? Okay, Roger that
Swag, R-Roger that
Swag, Swag, Swag, Swag, Swag, Swag
JWoww, R-Roger that
JWoww?
I know!
That's not important to this track!

[Verse 1: Kitty]
It's not my fault your head is bigger than a loose pussy
Let me make it short and sweet like Snooki, oh looky
I'll pound your face until your lips are smushy
And you see that I'm a lady, so you can't even push me

Please dismount my dick so it can go in your mouth
Lost my California man and all I miss is In-N-Out
It's alright, I got red hair and a little, pink pout
And I'm always feelin' hella good, like, no doubt

I'm with Buzz and Woody, I'm alive with my toys
And I don't really have swag and all my shoes are for boys
And I heard you, Lyfe Jennings, so I'm not havin' sex
But when I'm at the skate park, I'll make them break their decks

I'm on chocolate milk, not rosé
And I don't give a fuck what you say
But I miss the summer when my future was odd
And now I'm just like "please fuck all of my bitches, BasedGod"

[Chorus: Kitty and HH Slider]
Roger that, R-R-Roger that
Roger dat, holler back, don't fall back
Fuck around and never get Roger back

[Verse 2: HH Slider]
They just hate me cause they're lazy
Everyday they tryna phase me
All my wifeys know they crazy
They just simply can't amaze me

Cause I'm bad, like Patrick Swayze
Oh, but, baby, I ain't shady
Nah, I'm a lady, like Driving Miss Daisy
Swag like Jay-Z, like he raised me

Bitch, I got the gravy, in my Mercede
KFC in my seat, but I stay neat
Can't sleep but I stay sweet

Marshmallow treat, highest of the winners
Y'all just beginners, not eatin' y'all dinner
Just to get thinners, that can't be good for y'all innards
Swag in my spinners, middle finger to the sinners, yeah

[Chorus: Kitty and HH Slider]
Roger that, Roger that, Roger that, R-R-Roger that

[Outro: Kitty and HH Slider]
We sound like Roger Rabbit
Except for a rat
No, it's…
Fuck around and never get Roger back
Stop brushing your teeth right now!
I'm goin' in!