[Verse 1]
Marimba dings, get out of bed
It's 8am, get out of bed
Don't snooze the clock, get out of bed
Get out of bed, get out of bed
I got out of bed, put some boxers on
I'm the walking dead, but with boxers on
Existential dread and horrific breath
My boxers feel tight, they're back to front
So I take them off to rearrange
But I trip over and hit my face
So I'm lying naked in extreme pain
While a line of blood runs down my face
I'm crying now, tears of rage
It was 8am, I was doing great
I got out of bed straight away
I got out of bed straight away

[Chorus]
Go to bеd early and get your eight hours
Thеn jump out of bed to achieve your power
There's a whole world outside, it's gonna be alright
There's a whole world outside, so rise and shine

[Verse 2]
I go upstairs to the bathroom
With a bloody face and an arse bruise
Turn the shower on, and I can't get the hot water to work
So I ask Luke my housemate what he thinks I should do
He says "Why are you bleeding", I say "Shut up Luke"
So I have a cold shower, it's good for you
I got out of bed, it's good for you
And truth be told, I feel brand new
I'm a new man, I'm Man U after winning the World Cup
I don't know much about football
But I know that as I drag the towel through my blonde hair
I feel powerful, I say sorry to Luke
"I'm awful in the mornings," he says "That's damn true" and smiles
I'm a handful, but I grab a handful of granola
I'm so happy the morning's over
Glad to be spreading Clover on a piece of bread, and now I chew
Drink the coffee that I brewed
I got out of bed, and you can too
I got out of bed, and you can too

[Chorus]
Go to bed early and get your eight hours
Then jump out of bed to achieve your power
There's a whole world outside, it's gonna be alright
There's a whole world outside

Go to bed early and get your eight hours
Then jump out of bed to achieve your power
There's a whole world outside, it's gonna be alright
There's a whole world outside, so rise and shine